GORDON RAMSAY has become the target of a mystery graffiti artist, who has scrawled nasty insults such as "Gordon is s***" near the TV chef's Wandsworth Common home.
The s-word is one the man himself isn't shy of using, given his own ability to swear on tap, but the other message on the wall – "Ramsay is a douche" – is probably not to his taste.
Citing on the douche aspect of the graffiti attack, The Sun has a theory that the artist is American, but the cuss-word has become common on this side of the Atlantic in recent years.
Either way, friends say Ramsay isn't likely to take the graffiti as a joke.
"Gordon will go ballistic that someone has targeted him in this way on his own doorstep," said one pal.
"Sure he dishes out foul language, but it's to people's faces and they have every opportunity to shout back."