Paris Hilton would paint the White House pink if she became President of the United States.
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The hotel heiress promised to drastically change the famous presidential abode if she was elected, and even revealed she would appoint Umbrella singer Rihanna as her Vice President.
In a spoof video published on the internet, Paris claimed: “I’ll see you at the White House. Oh, and I might paint it pink!”
Paris’ internet video – produced by Brooke Shields’ husband Chris Henchy – was made in response to 71-year-old Republican presidential candidate John McCain using her image without permission in a TV campaign last week blasting his Democratic rival Barack Obama.
Paris, who lies on a sun lounger wearing a leopard-print swimsuit and stiletto heels in the spoof, says: “Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too. Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy. I’m just hot!
“But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I’m running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I’m, like, totally ready to lead.”
Speaking about McCain later in the clip, she jokes: “He is the oldest celebrity in the world… like super-old, old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket…. but is he ready to lead?”
As she presents her strategy to deal with environmental issues, Paris flicks through a magazine and exclaims: “I will find out where I can fly to get the best tan. Oh, Maui!”
Paris closes by challenging McCain and Obama to a live showdown, saying: “I’ll see you at the debates b*****s.”
