KATIE PRICE aka Jordan says that she is an “old, short, dumpy little thing”.


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If that’s not downer enough for the ex-model, Price also now feels that she never loved her ex-husband, cage-fighter Alex Reid.

“Obviously I felt like I loved him at the time or I wouldn’t have done it,” Price told OK! magazine.

“But I wish him well”.

With both Reid and herself ruled out in the love stakes, Price says that she has had only three true loves in her life: Big Brother’s Dane Bowers, pop star Peter Andre and current boyfriend Leandro Penna.

But it looks like she’d better keep an eye on Penna, as reports suggest he’s fed up of being Jordan’s tag-along.

“Katie likes having Leo around,” a source told Now magazine.

“But it’s a lonely existence for him. All he does is roam the house, Skype his friends and, if Katie’s on the road, just sits in her dressing room

“They’re barely communicating after Katie fired their interpreter last month.”