Ricky Gervais

The Golden Globes gags weren’t as ferocious as last year, but Gervais did manage to insult Kim Kardashian and praise our future Queen, all in one go. ‘The Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem,’ he said. ‘The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton.’