The Happytime Murders (15)



Comedy (2018)
91mins Chi/US

Starring: Maya Rudolph, Elizabeth Banks, Melissa McCarthy, Joel McHale, Bill Barretta
Director: Brian Henson
Writer(s): Todd Berger
Listings: London | Rest of UK and Ireland

Phil Philips is a disgraced former cop in present-day Los Angeles, who operates as a private detective, accepting jobs from fellow puppets who are treated as second-class citizens because they are felt rather than flesh and bone. When members of the popular 1980s TV show The Happytime Gang are targeted by a murderous psychopath, Phil reunites with his old partner, Detective Connie Edwards, to crack the case before his old flame Jenny becomes the killer's next victim.

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The Happytime Murders (15)

In 2003, Tony Award-winning musical Avenue Q imagined an alternate reality in which humans and puppets co-exist and two hand-operated felt characters engage in vigorous on-stage coitus while a tenant of the building sings You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want When You're Makin' Love. The Happytime Murders arrives woefully late to the same raucous, expletive-laden party without the uproarious laughter. Directed by Brian Henson, whose father created The Muppets, this filthy-minded whodunnit dangles loosely on a couple of outlandish sex scenes and a homage to Basic Instinct that ultimately serves a narrative purpose...

The Happytime Murders. Copyright: 2017 STX Financing, LLC. Caption: Melissa McCarthy as Detective Connie Edwards and Phil Philips (voiced by Bill Barretta) in The Happytime Murders, directed by Brian Henson. Photo: Hopper Stone. All Rights Reserved.At one of the film's initial crime scenes, a private investigator casts a beady eye over a ransom note and is drawn to a curlicued capital letter that appears to have been snipped from the pages of an adult magazine. "This mystery was brought to you by the letter P," he growls in a forlorn attempt to prick our nostalgia for Sesame Street. The gumshoe is correct: Henson's film is puerile, pitiful, potty-mouthed, predictable, preposterous and politically incorrect to the point of tedium.

Phil Philips (voiced by Bill Barretta) is a disgraced former cop in present-day Los Angeles who accepts cases on behalf of fellow puppets, who are treated as second-class citizens because they are felt rather than flesh and bone. "It ain't a crime to be warm and fuzzy. It might as well be," laments Phil in voiceover. When his older brother Larry (Victor Yerrid), who starred in the popular 1980s TV show The Happytime Gang, is targeted by a psychopath, Phil reunites with his former partner Detective Connie Edwards (Melissa McCarthy) from the LAPD's robbery-homicide division to crack the case. "Nobody turns my brother into a dog toy and gets away with it!" rages Phil. His old flame Jenny (Elizabeth Banks) is in the killer's sights along with co-stars Goofer (Drew Massey), Lyle (Kevin Clash) and the twins Cara (Colleen Smith) and Ezra (Ted Michael). Phil's adoring secretary Bubbles (Maya Rudolph) supports her boss as he clashes with Lieutenant Banning (Leslie David Baker) and snarky FBI agent Campbell (Joel McHale).

Contrary to the title, The Happytime Murders inspires little joy. There is fleeting amusement to be milked from the orgasmic on-screen coupling of an octopus and a cow and it's difficult to stifle a snigger when Phil 'takes a meeting' with a pretty client (Dorien Davies) and covers the walls of his office in glistening trails of white silly string to cries of mutual pleasure. However, scriptwriter Todd Berger repeatedly shoots blanks when McCarthy's cop trades barbs with her handmade co-stars, and the copious drug-taking - puppets get high on sugar - is a downer. The human cast sift through the wreckage in search of decent one-liners but unearth nothing.

- Jo Planter

The Happytime Murders. Copyright: 2017 STX Financing, LLC. Caption: Melissa McCarthy as Detective Connie Edwards and Phil Philips (voiced by Bill Barretta) in The Happytime Murders, directed by Brian Henson. Photo: Hopper Stone. All Rights Reserved.


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