Ted (15)



Comedy (2012)
106mins US

Starring: Sir Patrick Stewart, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale, Mila Kunis, Mark Wahlberg, Patrick Warburton, Giovanni Ribisi
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer(s): Wellesley Wild, Alec Sulkin, Seth MacFarlane
Listings: London | Rest of UK and Ireland

John Bennett works for a car rental company and has no ambition other than to romance his beautiful and successful girlfriend, Lori. His best friend in the world is a talking stuffed bear called Ted, who magically came to life on Christmas Day 1985. Their close relationship causes friction with Lori. Faced with losing the woman of his dreams, John reluctantly asks Ted to move out of the apartment and stand on his own two paws.

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Ted

Dating back to the early 20th century, the teddy bear remains a potent symbol of childhood innocence...

Ted (voiced by SETH MACFARLANE) relaxes with some hookers in the live action/CG-animated comedy Ted. Copyright: Universal Pictures/Tippett StudioStuffed animals can also be incredibly valuable: bears handmade by the world renowned German firm Steiff, distinguished by a button in their ears, are highly desirable to toy collectors. In December 1994, the auction house Christie's in London broke records when a Japanese businessman paid £110,000 for a 1905 Steiff bear called Teddy Girl. Evidently, these cuddly and comforting critters are not mere child's play. Ted is a deliciously foul-mouthed comedy that employs the magic of digital trickery to bring to life one rotund stuffed bear as a buddy for a lonely boy. Child and toy become inseparable and the furry scamp and his human owner embark on a series of deranged and debauched misadventures that fully justify the film's 15 certificate It's a simple premise - essentially a live action version of Toy Story - albeit with the eponymous bear accepted as a talking, skirt-chasing entity by everyone he encounters.

Writer-director Seth MacFarlane, creator of the irreverent animated comedies Family Guy and American Dad!, has great fun with his real and virtual characters, taking verbal pot shots at Susan Boyle, Taylor Lautner and Superman actor Brandon Routh in a script that gleefully sticks up two fingers to political correctness. "Here is the story of a little boy and his magical wish that changed his life forever," intones the droll Narrator (Patrick Stewart), who transports us back to Christmas 1985, when a boy called John Bennett (Bretton Manley) stares adoringly at his favourite teddy and whispers, "I wish you could talk. Then we could be friends forever and ever." A shooting star passes overhead and the next morning, John introduces the exceedingly animated Ted (voiced by MacFarlane) to his dumbfounded parents (Ralph Garman, Alex Borstein). Fast-forwarding to the present day, John (Mark Wahlberg) now works for a car rental company and has a beautiful girlfriend, Lori (Mila Kunis). When their four-year anniversary dinner ends in a fractious discussion about priorities, John responds by asking his best buddy to move out of the apartment and stand on his own two paws.

Ted (voiced by SETH MACFARLANE) has dinner with his best friend, John (MARK WAHLBERG), and John's girlfriend Lori, (MILA KUNIS), in the live action/CG-animated comedy Ted. Copyright: Universal Pictures/Tippett StudioTed has a generous smattering of belly laughs although some of the best moments have been repeated ad nauseum in trailers. Wahlberg is perfectly suited to his role as a goofy hopeless romantic and screen chemistry with Kunis simmers, if it never quite boils. Digital effects are excellent, seamlessly melding the bear with live action in hare-brained action sequences including a hysterical hotel room punch up and a climactic race around a sporting venue that may have grown men choking back tears. A running gag about a classic 1980 film results in a wonderful cameo to fan the flames of our wistful nostalgia.

- Kim Hu


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