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I Love You Phillip Morris. E1 Entertainment I Love You Phillip Morris (15)
Comedy (2009) - 97mins Fr/US
Director: Glenn Ficarra, John Requa
Starring: Jim Carrey, Leslie Mann, Ewan McGregor, Rodrigo Santoro
Police officer Stephen Russell comes out as gay to his wife and moves to Florida with boyfriend Jimmy. The cost of living fabulously is too high for Stephen and he breaks the law to finance his lavish tastes. The authorities eventually catch up with the swindler and sentence him to time in prison where he meets Phillip Morris...
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Action Movie of the Week

Jennifer Aniston stars in Columbia Pictures' comedy THE BOUNTY HUNTER. Sony Pictures

The Bounty Hunter (12A)
Action (2010) - 110mins US
Director: Andy Tennant
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler, Neal Moritz, Natalie Morales
When Milo Boyd divorced his wife Nicole, he thought that was the end of the misery. Now working as a bounty hunter, Milo is hired to track down his reporter ex-wife, who has jumped bail. The assignment seems simple enough, except that Nicole gives him the slip. When he finally catches up with Nicole, Milo finds himself on the run for...
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Family Movie of the Week

The Spy Next Door. Paramount/Momentum

The Spy Next Door (PG)
Family (2010) - 94mins US
Director: Brian Levant
Starring: Jackie Chan, Billy Ray Cyrus, George Lopez, Amber Valletta
Retired CIA agent Bob Ho has served his country diligently for years and now intends to settle down with girlfriend Gillian. Any thoughts of domestic bliss are short-lived because two of Gillian's children, Farren and Ian, view him with disdain. Only the youngest tyke, Nora, recognises what a genuinely good guy Bob is...

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Other New Releases - Selected Cinemas

Dirty Oil (U)
Documentary (2009) - 76mins US/Can
Director: Leslie Iwerks
Starring: Neve Campbell
Known as black gold, oil is one of the Earth's most valuable resources and is highly prized by nations which control its supply around the world. This documentary travels to Alberta in Canada where oil companies have discovered vast deposits mixed in with bitumen and sand. Using a process of heat and water, oil can be extracted from the mixture and then sold for vast profit - at a high environmental price...
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Happy Ever Afters (15)
Comedy (2009) - 101mins Ire
Director: Stephen Burke
Starring: Sally Hawkins, Stanley Townsend, Ariyon Bakare, Tom Riley, Jade Yourell
Maura is preparing to tie the knot with African immigrant Wilson to the despair of her eight-year-old daughter Molly, who is suspicious about her mother's motives for walking down the aisle. Meanwhile, Freddie is about to get married for the second time to deeply neurotic Sophie, who turns to drink to calm her nerves...
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The House Of The Devil (18)
Horror (2009) - 91mins US
Director: Ti West
Starring: Jocelin Donahue, Dee Wallace, Tom Noonan, Greta Gerwig, Mary Woronov, Dee Wallace
College student Sam is stuck on campus with her best friend Megan. She answers an advertisement for a babysitter and Megan kindly drives Sam to meet Mr and Mrs Ulman. They reveal that they have been somewhat liberal with the truth: they need someone to look after his mother while they are out for the evening...
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My Last Five Girlfriends (12A)
Comedy (2009) - 87mins UK
Director: Julian Kemp
Starring: Kelly Adams, Cecile Cassel, Jane March, Naomie Harris, Edith Bukovics, Brendan Patricks
Hapless singleton Duncan wonders if there is a secret to the perfect relationship. Looking back over his past, failed romances, Duncan searches for possible flaws in his character by considering his relationships with Wendy, Rhona, Olive, Natalie and Gemma, the last of whom still lingers fresh in his memory...
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Old Dogs (PG)
Family (2009) - 88mins US
Director: Walt Becker
Starring: Robin Williams, John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Bernie Mac, Seth Green, Ella Bleu Travolta
Successful businessman Dan learns from his ex-wife Vicki that he has fathered twins, Zach and Emily. When the tykes' babysitter suffers a freak accident, Dan foolishly agrees to bond with Zach and Emily by taking care of them for two weeks with the help of womanising best friend Charlie and enthusiastic company junior, Ralph...
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Salvage (18)
Horror (2008) - 78mins UK
Director: Lawrence Gough
Starring: Neve McIntosh, Shaun Dooley, Linzey Cocker, Trevor Hancock, Dean Andrews, Paul Opacic, Kevin Harvey
Teenager Jodie is forced to spend Christmas with her mother Beth. Using the key under the flowerpot to let herself in, Jodie stumbles upon Beth having sex with married man Kieran and immediately flees to the neighbours...
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The Scouting Book For Boys (15)
Drama (2009) - 93mins UK
Director: Tom Harper
Starring: Thomas Turgoose, Holly Grainger, Rafe Spall, Tony Maudsley, Steven Mackintosh, Susan Lynch
Shy teenager David and best friend Emily live on a Norfolk caravan park. They are pals with security guard Steve, who allows the teenagers to ride pillion on his scooter, but for most of the day, the youngsters keep to themselves. When Emily's alcohol dependent mother loses custody to her husband, the teenager is caught in the middle of a bitter war of words...
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Sons Of Cuba
Documentary (2009) - 88mins UK
Director: Andrew Lang
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Staten Island (15)
Thriller (2009) - 96mins US/Fr
Director: James DeMonaco
Starring: Ethan Hawke, Julianne Nicholson, Vincent D'Onofrio, Seymour Cassel
Sully Halverson cleans septic tanks for a living and barely earns enough to take care of his pregnant wife, Mary. Desperate to pay for an operation for his unborn son, Sully steals money from mobster Parmie Tarzo. The hard man is betrayed by the Russians and has to seek shelter in a wildlife sanctuary...
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Opens Thursday 25 March 2010 at Selected UK Cinemas

Not The Messiah (He's A Very Naughty Boy) (PG)
Comedy (2009) - 91mins UK
Director: Aubrey Powell
Starring: Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Michael Palin, Terry Jones
In October 2009, the BBC Symphony Orchestra and Chorus performed Eric Idle and John Du Prez's 90 minute comic oratorio to celebrate 40 years of the comedy troupe Monty Python. This film of the sole European performance of the comic gem features William Ferguson as Brian, Shannon Mercer as Judith, Rosalind Plowright as Mandy and Christopher Purves as Reg...
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Special London Film Day screenings on Sunday 21 March

Nanny McPhee & The Big Bang (U)
Family (2010) - 109mins UK
Director: Susanna White
Starring: Emma Thompson, Bill Bailey, Katy Brand, Rhys Ifans, Maggie Smith, Ralph Fiennes, Maggie Gyllenhaal
While her husband is away at war fighting the Nazis, Mrs Green valiantly takes care of the family farm with her three children, Norman, Megsie and Vincent. Chaos ensues when snooty, well-to-do cousins Cyril and Celia come to stay and take an immediate dislike to the rest of the brood...
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