ASHLEY COLE has admitted that “its not big”, in one of the many sex texts he sent to the latest woman to have dobbed him in to the papers.


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“No its not big. Ur make me laugh. X,” reads the text in full, as reported in The Sun today. The text was followed by an image of what The Sun calls “his private parts”.

While Cole sits in his Surrey marital home and ponders the ribbing he’s likely to get from team mates once he’s back from injury, wife Cheryl has been holed up in the Baglioni Hotel, Kensington.

Her Girls Aloud band-mates have apparently told Cheryl to give Flashley the heave-ho.

“As far as they’re concerned Ashley is holding Cheryl back,” a Girls Aloud source told The Sun.