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Bloomsbury Ballroom
DOORS 9PM to 3AM / OVER 18s ONLY
Friday, February 13 at 9:00 PM
£8.50

It’s Valentine’s! The one night of the year where you can make inappropriate sexual gestures without fear of repercussion simply by leaving your name off of what you’ve written! And to celebrate, POTTY MOUTH DISCO is once again taking over the incredible BLOOMSBURY BALLROOM with a night of electro, disco and bad language so incredible that even Lewis Hamilton sounds charismatic when he talks about it.

There will be red hot bleeps from the DISCO BLOODBATH, loud, lewd and live music from LET’S WRESTLE and THE COOLNESS, fidgety dance gubbins from SHOREDITCH IS SH*T and interactive naughtiness with the soapy queen’s of bath time fun, THE PLASTIC HEARTS.

Remember, this is Valentine’s, a night when we’re all looking for the boat that takes us to ‘no pants island’. That’s why this is the POTTY MOUTH DISCO VALENTINE’S MASKED PROM! Yep, put your best mask on and dress all sexy, because everyone feels frisky when they can’t see your face. This is Valentines. No one is going home alone, even if we all end up going home together.

And, in true Potty Mouth Disco style, they’ll supply the entertainment. As well as a brilliant line-up you can look forward, for one night only, to:

GARY LINEKER’S SEXUAL PERVERSION CONFESSIONAL
BILL ODDIE’S SEX KESTREL BOWL-A-RAMA
BRAD PITT’S HOOK-A-FUCK PENIS HOOPLA
KATE GARRAWAY’S MUTUAL MASTURBATION CHAMBER (the kissing booth)
JOHN LESLIE’S WHEEL OF SEXUAL MISFORTUNE
CILLA BLACK’S TOMBOLA OF UNREQUITED LUST
and the grand opening of EOGHAN QUIGG’S ANAL TUNNEL BAR, where we’ll be crowning the Potty Mouth Disco Prom King & Queen as well as serving up special drinks and cakes with swear words written on them.

Come on, it’s Valentine’s weekend, it’s Potty Mouth Disco and it’s all happening in London’s Premiere Art Deco music venue. Let’s get sexy.

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