Londoner
Rihanna

Made full use of her naughty bits during the London leg of her 777 tour at the Kentish Town Forum last night, hours after pocketing £500,000 for switching on Westfield Stratford's Christmas lights.
Boris Johnson

Wants London's 8,273 fast food outlets to 'serve up much healthier tucker', so he's put together a Takeaways Toolkit to help them do so. 'As a city, as a nation, we are getting fatter,' said London Mayor, possibly speaking for himself.
David Walliams

Lara Stone, the comedian's wife, is expecting the couple's first baby. 'It is due next year and we both couldn't be happier,' tweeted Walliams, who is currently on tour promoting his new book, Camp David.
First, the London Olympics Film

The trailer for First, the official film of the London Olympics, has been released. It follows the fortunes of 12 first-time participants and opens in cinemas next week, 23 November, and then comes out on DVD etc. three days later.
Damon Albarn

The Blur man has created a three-minute 'audio collage' to be broadcast on all BBC radio stations at 5.33pm today, exactly 90 years after the first BBC radio broadcast. "I tried to get the history of radio in a very abstract way," he said. Sneak preview: the chimes of Big Ben feature somewhere.
Rod Stewart

Back on the road with a tour next year, including a date at the O2, to add to new album Merry Christmas, Baby, which sees Rod in duets with Michael Buble, Mary J. Blige and Cee-Lo Green
Shia LaBeouf

On a break from filming art-porn movie Nymphomaniac, the Transformers actor went for a drink at the Hobgoblin in New Cross. LaBeouf got into a fight when someone stole his baseball cap. 'Even Hollywood stars can't avoid grief down this way,' said one onlooker.
Claude Bosi

BBC Saturday Kitchen celeb and chef at Hibiscus in Mayfair launched a foul-mouthed Twitter attack on a customer who gave his starter only average marks. 'I think your [sic] a C***' was one comment, 'Buy yourself a pair of balls and play with them' another.
Katie Price

Done her bit for Chantelle Houghton, traumatised after finding out about the cross-dressing habits of boyfriend, Alex Reid, who used to go out with Price. 'I've been in contact with Chantelle behind closed doors,' she said. 'We've been discussing our own little things.'
Theo Walcott

Puts pressure on Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger to pick him as a striker after scoring again last night, in Arsenal's 2-2 draw against Schalke 04. 'I just want to play and I feel I fully deserve it,' said Walcott. Wenger appeared, finally, to agree. 'We all know he is a great player,' he said.
Robbie Williams

Double celebration for Robbie yesterday. First his new single Candy hit the number one spot, his first chart topper for eight years; then he switched on the Oxford St Christmas lights in front of a 20,000 crowd. 'It was fantastic being part of the celebrations,' said Robbie.
Adele

Despite stories she was quitting London - whoops! - the Skyfall singer has just paid £5.6 million for a place in Notting Hill, to add to her homes in Surrey and Brighton.
Alt-J

Crowned winners of the Mercury music prize at the Roundhouse in Camden last night, for their album An Awesome Wave. 'The £20,000 prize won't even pay off one of our student loans,' said keyboard player Gus Unger-Hamilton. 'But we might take our parents for dinner.' Alt-J have plenty of gigs in London in the coming weeks and months.
Nicole Scherzinger

At an awards bash, the X Factor judge didn't know who David Cameron was. 'They said they were introducing me to the Prime Minister and he came over, and I was like, "Where's Tony Blair?" I thought it was still him. I was a real a**.'
Burberry

Opened a new menswear shop on the Brompton Road yesterday, design inspired by its Regent Street HQ. As well as all the clothes plus a Burberry tailoring service, the shop has 50 speakers and 100 screens with which to entertain customers.