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Harry Hill

Won the Best Entertainment performance award at the TV Baftas last night. 'I never thought I'd get three Baftas for a clip show,' he said, referring to TV Burp. 'Ridiculous.'
Jade Goody

A musical of the reality TV star's life is in the offing. 'Her dream was to be in a musical, so when she passed away it felt fitting to do something like this,' said Danny Hayward, Goody's ex-business partner and the man behind the plan.

St George

It's the day to celebrate England's patron saint and London's own shining knight, mayor Boris Johnson, is to fly the English flag and lay on a Trafalgar Square folk music party on Saturday.
Andrey Arshavin

Scored four goals from four shots in Arsenal's crazy 4-4 draw at Liverpool last night.
Stephen Hawking

The world's most famous scientist is 'comfortable', though 'very ill' in a Cambridge hospital after developing a chest infection.
Jeremy Paxman

Newsnight's old head says he'll donate his brain to medical science. It'll be kept in a London brain bank, run by the Parkinson's Disease Society. He has to die first, obviously.
Mr and Mrs Swisher

Swishing is where you swap your good clothes for someone else's and what they're calling the biggest ever swishing event is on at Olympia this weekend and unusually it's for men, too.
Sir Clement Freud

Grandson of Sigmund, radio legend, dog food advertiser and former Liberal MP has died, aged 84.
Baton-Wielding G20 Cop

An unnamed sergeant has been suspended after being caught on video attacking a woman protestor with his big stick.
The £100M House

That's what they're asking for a six-story pile in Belgravia, some £20M more than the previous record for a residential property in London.
John Yates

Now in charge of the Met's counter-terrorism operations. Predecessor Bob Quick was forced to resign after being snapped walking around with top secret files on show, threatening a big probe into an al-Qaeda cell.
Emmanuel Adebayor

The Arsenal striker's wondergoal earned his side a 1-1 draw at Villarreal in last night's Champion's League quarter final first leg.
Spinal Tap

Everyone's favourite spoof rock band are to play at Wembley on 30 June, in what they call a world tour. 'If we're going to do a world tour on only one night, at least it's this world,' explained guitarist Nigel Tufnel.
Jenson Button

'What a crazy race,' said the F1 driver after winning his second in a row, this time in pouring Malasyian rain, to lead the championship.
Michelle Obama

Crowned the Queen of the G20 for her eye-of-the-storm calm and, especially, her touchy-feely skills. She couldn't keep her hands off the other, official, Queen and then met a cancer patient with the words, "Come on, big hugs'.