Londoner

Google Maps

They've launched a 3-D map version of London. 'This means every building, not just the famous landmarks, the terrain, and any surrounding landscape of trees are included,' said a spokesperson. All good, but a bit of a blow that London wasn't done until after places like Reading and Stoke.

Lindsay Lohan

Celebrated moving to London by falling over in Italy. La Lohan - hopefully on her feet - is due to star in Speed-the-Plow at the Playhouse theatre from September. Tickets here.

Ian Cable

The London cabbie has become the first to switch to a cashless payment system, using the Barclay's Pingit app. 'I am always up for trying new technology,' said Cable, who should probably change his surname to Wifi or Bluetooth.

Cheryl Cole

She's confirmed that she married Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini last Monday. 'I want to share my happy news,' said the X Factor judge. 'Jean-Bernard and I married on 7/7/14.' The wedding took place on a beach on Mustique with just four guests.

Bastille Festival

Boules, a French-flavoured Borough Market and a working guillotine dripping with real flesh* are all features of the Bastille festival, which on Sunday marks the French Revolution. * Melon flesh.

Water Cannon

London Mayor Boris Johnson's new toys have arrived, ready to wash away pesky demonstrators. 'Water cannon have no place on our streets,' said London Assembly member Jenny Jones. Especially when it rains.

Johnny Tourist

More international travellers - 18.7 million of them - are set to visit London than other city in the world this year, spending an average of £1,387. It's the third time London has hit top spot in four years.

Pete Doherty

After the rowdy show at Hyde Park on the weekend, Pete and The Libertines have added another date to their autumn stint at Alexandra Palace. They'll now play on the 26, 27 and 28 September. Tickets on sale here.

Vincenzo Nibali

Wears the leader's yellow jersey as the English leg of the Tour de France makes its way south. Le Tour is expected in Woodford at 2.55pm, at the Olympic Park by 3.11 and ends for the day on The Mall at 3.42.

Regent Street

Traffic free this Sunday for the first of four similar pedestrian-is-king days, each with a different theme. This time it's a Garden Party, complete with grass, haystacks, bees and butterflies, plus free live jazz.

Duchess of Cambridge

The Madame Tussauds models of Kate Middleton and Prince Harry have been revamped. His now wears a tuxedo, while hers has a new hair cut. 'After two years in the attraction, it seemed the perfect time to give them a glamorous makeover,' said a Tussauds spokesperson.

Monty Python

Stephens Fry and Hawking were among the guest stars at the opening of the new/old Monty Python show at the O2 last night. The legendary comedy team continue at the O2 all this week - tickets available here.

The Who

Pete Townsend has written some new songs to go with the legendary band's upcoming 'long goodbye' tour, during which they play the O2 Arena on 17 December. Tickets for that show available right here.

Julian Assange

The Wikileaks founder is to model for Vivienne Westwood’s son, Ben Westwood, at a fashion show staged at the Ecuadorean Embassy in September's London Fashion Week.

Lindsay Lohan

Ran around Selfridges naked for a laugh. 'She was laughing her head off and literally giving staff the run-around as customers looked on,' said a source.