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Alexander the Great

He's been hiding in London for years, in ancient statue form, but now the Italian government wants him back, along with around 700 other artefacts allegedly stolen from historical sites by London antique dealer Robin Symes.

David Beckham

To apear in a mini-episode of Only Fools and Horses made for Sport Relief, the BBC's charity telethon. The Beckham in Peckham skit features the sitcom's stars David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst - Del Boy and Rodney Trotter - and will be screened on 21 March.

Luisa Zissman

After dragging Dappy out of N-Dubz into the Celebrity Big Brother shower, Luisa Zissman is the subject of fresh reality TV sex revelations, with Apprentice co-star Jordan Poulton saying the pair would 'muck around until someone came to find us'. Cupboards were the venue of choice for the frisky couple, Poulton told The Sun.

London Short Film Festival

Last few days of LSFF11, featuring love and romance at both the Hackney Picturehouse and the Rio in Dalston ahead of the award ceremony on Sunday.

Kate Moss

On Richard Branson's Necker Island to celebrate her 40th birthday with a Marie Antoinette-themed party. Here's a video breeze through the Croydon supermodel's extraordinary career.

Matt Di Angelo

He's bringing his Deano Wicks character back to EastEnders next month. 'Deano left angry with his mother,' said producer Dominic Treadwell-Collins. 'The Dean who returns is angrier. Shirley [Carter] has been secretly hoping for her son's return. Let's hope she doesn't regret that.'

Kate Moss

It's Kate's 40th birthday on Thursday (16.01.14) and husband Jamie Hince is lining up 'a little artist's-style pied-à-terre for around £250,000' in Paris, according to close friends. Sticking with the French theme, the couple are flying friends to the Virgin Islands for a Marie Antoinette-style 'Let them eat cake' fancy dress party.

David Beckham

Becks 'has been spending a lot of time lugging furniture backwards and forwards' at the new £45 million house he and Victoria bought last year. The former England captain now takes orders from Posh Spice's dad, Tony, who is in charge of re-building works at the Kensington mansion.

Jessica Ennis-Hill

The face of the London Olympics is pregnant and the news has come as a surprise to the Heptathlon gold medalist. 'My plans for 2014 have been completely turned upside down,' she said. Ennis-Hill will now miss this year's Commonwealth Games, but aims to be back for Rio 2016.

Tulisa Contostavlos

The former X Factor judge and N-Dubz star was dressed all in black at Southwark Crown Court this morning, where she found out that her drug-charges trial will go ahead on 14 July.

Matt Janney

Emma Watson's new boyfriend is a 21-year-old rugby player studying Russian at Oxford University. Not so long ago, he was head boy at the exclusive King's College School in Wimbledon. Harry Potter's dad was head boy at Hogwarts, so any Watson-Janney offspring will likely save the world from evil.

Ed Sheeran

The red-hedded, mop-topped BRIT award winner has announced a UK tour for later this year, with two dates in the autumn at the 02 Arena. Tickets for the shows on 12 and 13 October can be found here.

Emma Watson

The Harry Potter star split up with white powder boyfriend William Adamowicz last summer, friends have told The Mirror. Adamowicz was pictured with the unnamed substance last week. 'I don’t take any drugs,' he said.

Serpentine Swimmers

Spare a thought on Christmas Day for the brave swimmers who take part in the annual race for the Peter Pan Cup over a course on the Serpentine in Hyde Park. That's one way to get out of helping with Christmas dinner.

Bear Winslet

That's the name Kate Winslet and husband Ned Rocknroll have given to their newborn son. Presumably, young Bear will be taken to the woods to do his number twos.