Londoner

Robert Burns

As Scots vote on their nation's future, their national poet is in town to keep a check on any backsliding at the Houses of Parliament. Burns has been waiting in the Embankment Gardens for 130 years. As he said, 'Suspense is worse than disappointment'.

Kate Moss

Takes on a Bond Girl role at a London Fashion Week party themed after Live and Let Die at Loulou's in Mayfair. Fellow 007 fans included Edie Campbell and Alexa Chung.

Henry Holland

Just one of the designers on tap at the free Oxford Street Fashion Showcase this weekend, part of London Fashion Week, which starts today (12.09.14). There's a live stream of the main catwalk events and plenty of other free events available over the next few days.

George Clooney

To get married to London lawyer Amal Alamuddin tomorrow (12.09.14) at Chelsea Old Town Hall, before jetting off to Venice for a second ceremony. George Best, Judy Garland, David Niven and Patrick Viera are some of the other celebs to have chosen the King's Road venue for their big day.

Prince Harry

Tonight he leads the opening ceremony of the Invictus Games at the Olympic Park, where he'll be joined by fellow Princes William and Charles. The Invictus Games is a four-day event for injured military personnel from around the world.

Barking Lift

A lift in Earlsdown House in Barking has been named as the worst in London by the London Fire Brigade, whose officers had to rescue people stuck in it 22 times in the last year.

Duchess of Cambridge

Kate's pregnancy - announced this morning - has been called out as a sneaky ploy to persuade Scots to stay in the UK. The new Royal will be fourth in line to the throne, bumping Prince Harry down to fifth.

Cutty Sark

The old girl takes centre stage this weekend with special events linked to the Tall Ships Festival, when 50 of the world's tallest sailing ships head for Greenwich.

Ricky Gervais

The most influential tweeter in London has made a bit of a twitter of himself after teasing stars who have had intimate photos stolen. 'Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on your computer,' he wrote.

Robert Pattinson

'Smitten' with new girlfriend FKA Twigs, but, though 'he's been taking her on dates for the last month or so,' the Water Me singer wants to make sure 'the relationship remains low key'.

Miss Pooja

The largest selling female Bhangra artist in the world headlines this year's London Mela, held this Sunday, 31 August, at Gunnersbury Park where close on 100,000 party-goers are expected. Also on the bill are Asim Azhar, B21 and Raghav and it's all free.

Kate Moss

Now you can drink bubbly from Kate's left breast, thanks to sculptor Jane McAdam Freud, who has modelled a champagne glass on the supermodel's 'beautiful curvy shape'. The 34 Restaurant in Mayfair gets first try of the glasses, followed by The Ivy, Daphne's and Scott's.

Maisie Williams

The actress who plays Arya Stark in Game of Thrones has voiced the Board Family statue in Broadgate, part of the Talking Statues scheme. All you need is a smart phone to hear actors' voices tell the story of many of London's statues.

Kate Moss

Croydon's own supermodel, pulling in $7M a year, is the third highest paid catwalker in the world, even as she passes the 40-year-old barrier. Other Londoners in the top ten, according to Forbes, are Jourdan Dunn and Cara Delevingne, at fifth and sixth.

Free Bikes

To celebrate the four-year birthday of London's bike hire scheme, they're giving away 24-hours' free access to the blue wonders this weekend.