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This special LondonNet feature brings you the main points
of the Starr Report, reaction from London and links to other
important "Clintongate" web pages
Related Pages on LondonNet:
Clintongate Intro: Feature outline
Clinton Books and Videos:
Selection of books providing in depth information into the Starr
investigation of President Clinton. Plus a chance to buy the
video of Clinton's evidence to the Grand Jury.
"Clinton Hoist by His Own Petard" , LondonNet Editor
Clinton Jokes: See the funny
side...Clinton gags from the UK and the internet
More Clinton Jokes:
By popular demand
Reaction from London
What Brits say about the crisis
Official and unofficial sites including the Report itself
LondonNet News Headlines:
Latest news from LondonNet
More Clinton Jokes
Still Our Favourite:
What Clinton ACTUALLY said to Monica:
"Hold my calls and sack my cook"
Clinton is like a composite of previous presidents.
He has the hormones of JFK, the scruples of Nixon and the memory
What's the difference between Leonardo
DiCaprio and Al Gore?
Gore really knows what it's like to go down on a sinking
Why did Clinton buy his new dog, buddy?
So Hillary won't be suspicious when she overhears him in
the Oval Office saying: "Lie on the floor, roll over on
President Clinton and the Pope
died on the same day, but there was a mix up and Clinton was
sent to heaven and the Pope went to hell.
God sorted it out the next day. As the Pope was on his way
upstairs he bumped into Bill on his way down. Excitedly, the
Pope said "I can't wait to see the Virgin Mary".
Clinton replied: "Sorry, you're a day late"
Dan Quayle, Bob Dole and Bill Clinton are in
a car when a tornado whirls them up in the air and deposits them
in the Land of Oz.
They set off to see the Wizard and Quayle says "I'm
going to ask him for a brain", Dole says "I'm going
to ask him or a heart". Clinton says "Where's Dorothy?"
group of surgeons were discussing who is the easiest to operate
One reckoned engineers because their insides are colour coded.
Another said librarians because their insides are arranged in
The third said Bill Clinton - because he has no guts, no spine,
no heart and his brain and manhood are interchangeable
These are but a few of the Clinton jokes doing the rounds.
- For earlier Bill gags click
- For links to sites featuring nothing but Bill-humour see our
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