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This special LondonNet feature brings you the main points
of the Starr Report, reaction from London and links to other
important "Clintongate" web pages
Related Pages on LondonNet:
Clintongate Intro: Feature outline
Clinton Books and Videos:
Selection of books providing in depth information into the Starr
investigation of President Clinton. Plus a chance to buy the
video of Clinton's evidence to the Grand Jury.
"Clinton Hoist by His Own Petard" , LondonNet Editor
Clinton Jokes: See the
funny side...Clinton gags from the UK and the internet
More Clinton Jokes: By
Reaction from London
What Brits say about the crisis
Official and unofficial sites including the Report itself
LondonNet News Headlines:
Latest news from LondonNet
What Clinton ACTUALLY said to Monica:
"Hold my calls and sack my cook"
Prosecutor: Was Monica Lying?
Clinton: No she was kneeling
Clinton have a clean conscience?
Because it has never been used
first thing Clinton does every morning?
Returns to the White House before Hillary wakes up
many White House interns does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they're all too busy screwing the President
is Clinton so interested in the Middle East?
He thinks the Gaza Strip is a nightclub
hired a new intern for Bill...
It appears that some of the
White House gifts to Monica are not returnable...
Rumour has it that Bill also gave Monica a pearl necklace
do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
They were both pissed off when Bill came first
the difference between Monica's blue dress and Bill Clinton?
The blue dress will eventually come clean
These are but a few of the Clinton jokes doing the rounds.
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- For links to sites featuring nothing but Bill-humour see our
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