Clinton and Monica Lewinsky Jokes. A selection of Presidential humour from the UK and internet


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Clinton Jokes

Our Favourite:

What Clinton ACTUALLY said to Monica:
"Hold my calls and sack my cook"

Some Others:

Prosecutor: Was Monica Lying?
Clinton: No she was kneeling

Why does Clinton have a clean conscience?
Because it has never been used
What's the first thing Clinton does every morning?
Returns to the White House before Hillary wakes up
How many White House interns does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they're all too busy screwing the President
Why is Clinton so interested in the Middle East?
He thinks the Gaza Strip is a nightclub
Hillary hired a new intern for Bill...
Lorena Bobbit
It appears that some of the White House gifts to Monica are not returnable...
Rumour has it that Bill also gave Monica a pearl necklace
What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
They were both pissed off when Bill came first
What's the difference between Monica's blue dress and Bill Clinton?
The blue dress will eventually come clean

These are but a few of the Clinton jokes doing the rounds.
- For more Bill gags click here
- For links to sites featuring nothing but Bill-humour see our Clintongate Links page.

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