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20/10/04
Penis Show Needs New Members
- London auditions for genital gymnasts

COCKS, dicks, pricks and willies are all invited to an audition tomorrow, the 6th of October, for a role in a famous touring party.

Puppetry of the Penis has played to startled audiences around the world and now needs new members for its next international tour.

Requirements for the job include an uncanny ability to bend and stretch pieces of the male anatomy not usually associated with such gymnastics.


"We want a flexible working attitude," said a spokesperson for the show.

"Puppetry of the Penis is an equal opportunity employer and will audition both circumcised and uncircumcised genital origami hopefuls."

Auditions will be held at the Apollo theatre. Contact [email protected]



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