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08/08/02
Millions of Sperm to Cross Atlantic
- US donations to fill hole left by British men

FORGET Iraq, it's Britain America is targeting first with the promised invasion of millions of sperm donations.

British sperm donations have dropped by 60 per cent over the last ten years, prompting enterprising US company New England Cryogenic Centre to increase exports.

In a further blow to Britain's men following Gwyneth Paltrow's recent attack, UK women seeking sperm are reckoned to favour American donations over their indigenous counterparts. "Intelligence and figures of authority are what most customers seek," NECC boss Chris Arnone said. "More than a few want, say, a Matt Damon or Brad Pitt."




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