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19/11/01
Drug Secrets of Britain's Snorty Somethings
- Managers rival students in narcotics league table

ONLY students take more dope than senior managerial staff, according to a new survey, and that might only be because the bosses shift a lot more coke.

"We've uncovered a new generation of respectable 'snortysomethings' who see drugs as an acceptable part of an evening's entertainment," said FHM Bionic editor Phil Hilton, who commissioned the poll. "They consider it entirely normal to offer Class A drugs with their after dinner mints. We will never educate them unless we tailor the message."

The survey suggests that one in five professionals took cocaine and ecstasy during the last month, the highest figure for those drugs of any employment group. 41 per cent of managerial level staff smoked cannabis, a figure only students exceeded with 49 per cent.



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