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Italian For Beginners ***
Director Lone Scherig
Starring Anders Berthelsen

Three couples, intertwining families and friendships, comic misunderstandings - the Italian for Beginners blurb smacks of Cold Feet. Add to that a storyline as quirky as its characters and a director with a passion for improvisation, and you have an unusual cinematic affair.

Italian for Beginners is about unusual affairs. Romance between a criminal and a hairdresser, a pastor and a chronic klutz, an impotent man and an Italian beauty focuses director Lone Scherig's observations on how people love. At her best, the first female Dogme director side steps cliché with homage to small-town Danish life that feels genuinely spontaneous. At her worst, the plot becomes a lumpy excuse to showcase every 'revelation' of the enthusiastically workshopped actors.

There are some witty moments when outsider Andreas, beguilingly played by Anders Berthelsen, discovers that the pastor he is to replace threw an organ from the gallery. And some touching ones when a bodged funeral yields parents in common to lonely thirty somethings.

But the great weakness of the 12th Dogme film is its heavy-handed commitment to glorifying the whimsical. Resolutely low key, the 112 minutes feel utterly unedited and only cultivate enough dramatic drive for a TV series or a prequel . This may have been the point, and Scherig's manifesto proves engaging at times, but the film ends up unsatisfying.

Helena Thompson



Y Tu Mama Tambien (And Your Mother Too) ****
Director Alfonso Cuaron
Starring Maribel Verdu
 

'Play with babies and you'll end up washing diapers' - wise words from the clever protagonist of Alfonso Cuaron's intelligent and compassionate film. This is a grown up story about just about everything, from grieving and dying to loving and growing up.

It's also a labour of love, like Memento, another brainchild from two hard-thinking brothers. And also like Memento, the story is told in an unusual way to unfold with careful deliberation. As a young woman determines to control her own destiny by embarking on a trip with two seventeen year old boys, the two boys' coming of age and the girls' journey of self discovery (beguilingly evoked by the lovely Maribel Verdu) proves far from immature.

Sexuality is of course at the heart of the matter. The plot centres on the lusts and loves of adolescents struggling to make sense of their hormones. These spiritual cowboys are capable of fancying beautiful women, each other and …you've guessed it ...each others' mothers.

The title is actually the worst joke of the film. On the whole the themes of lost innocence and youth relived are beautifully honed to keep the humour bitter sweet. The muted story telling techniques also preserve some clever twists, allowing the film to make full reserve of its final resolution. Fearless and surprisingly engaging, this film is as subtly risk-taking as its heroine.

Helena Thompson



Lake Placid ****
Director Steve Miner
Starring Bill Pullman, Brendan Gleeson, Oliver Platt, Bridget Fonda
 

SUBSTITUTE a great white shark for a giant crocodile, and, yeah, okay, this could seem like a bit of a Jaws rip-off, but that's only so far as the basic plot and a lot of crazily splashing water goes.

A picturesque fishing lake is under a reign of terror courtesy of the croc from hell, but rather than simply lay on the scary special effects that such a premise implies, director Steve Miner (Halloween H2O) takes things on a wildly different, and welcome, tangent as he plays the munchy material mostly for laughs.

Those laughs come from the interaction of a set of characters that could have walked straight out of a Carl Hiasson comedy-thriller and include Brendan Gleeson as a hilarious hic Sherrif, Bridget Fonda as a narky paleontologist and, probably funniest of all, Oliver Platt's snob whose hobby just happens to be swimming with alligators. (15)




Girl, Interrupted ***
Director James Mangold
Starring Winona Ryder, Angelina Jolie, Whoopi Goldberg, Vanessa Redgrave

In truth this is a run of the mill offering that takes a hackneyed approach to mental illness; the afflicted are mostly wise beyond our ken and/or wrongly incarcerated. What makes it well worth catching is the performance of Angelina Jolie who, as Lisa, electrifies the screen with her portrayal of a charismatic social misanthrope.

Unfortunately, Jolie is second lead to Winona Ryder who appears so concerned to respect the feelings of main character Susanna (on whose true story this is all based) that her normally effervescent presence is boiled down to a series of doe-eyed stares. Susanna, the story's narrator, is shoved into a mental home after a failed suicide bid but it is clear throughout that her illness is both minor and vague. In contrast her fellow inmates have serious to life-threatening problems, a mis-match that drains Susanna's observations of real insider-knowledge legitimacy.

Cue Lisa, fully charged, wise to the fabrications of a hypocritical world, ready to light the spark of chaos. Hitch a ride to her rollercoaster and there's thrills to be had. Pity someone, be it mental nurses (Goldberg and Redgrave ham it up alarmingly), Susanna or director Mangold, feels duty bound to step in and switch the current off. (15)




Being John Malkovich ****
Director Spike Jonze
Starring John Cusack, Cameron Diaz, Catherine Keener

CRAIG SCHWARTZ (John Cusack) gets a big break when he's sucked into John Malkovich's head; now he can earn cash by charging an entrance fee to others who want to follow his intravenous path.

As premises go, this one's hard to beat. Happily, the rest of the film does the brainstorming start immense justice. Director Spike Jonze milks the obvious laughs with wit and charm and knows just how far to go with the theme of being inside someone else's skin - that's not too far at all, in case you wondered, or otherwise the surreal tone could have been blown earthward in a frenzy of touchy-feely nonsense.

Instead, Jonze settles for having the movie hop and jump about in crazy twists committed by daft characters like Diaz's Lotte, Craig's other half, and Maxine, his would-be passionate indulgence. So, go and see it - there won't be a film like this until some smartypants makes one about Frank Dobson's beard, and you don't want to get stuck in there now, do you? (15)




The Insider ****
Director Michael Mann
Starring Al Pacino, Russell Crowe

TALES of ordinary Joes and Jills who hold secrets that could expose corporate giants are usually confined to comic books and TV movies, where good and evil are demarked clearly enough for small children and small brains to spot the difference.

The Insider, a film about two men and their battle against tobacco companies, could so easily have fallen into the superhero trap but instead follows in a tradition of intelligent thrillers with a social point that includes the likes of Al the President's Men, Silkwood and The China Syndrome.

Jeffrey Wingard (Russell Crowe) works for fag firm Brown and Williamson where he discovers proof of the harmful effects of nicotine. Wingard teams up with TV producer Lowell Bergman (Al Pacino) to take on the merchants of weed, a course of action that leads the pair through an increasingly frightening, superbly executed, thriller scenario where tight plotting, warts-and-all characterisation and clever scripting are never sacrificed for the obviously compelling social message. (15)




Tumbleweeds ****
Director Gavin O'Connor
Starring Janet McAteer, Kimberley J Brown

DIPPY but engaging mom Mary Jo (Janet McAteer) keeps running away from romantic entanglements, dragging her worldly-wise daughter with her. Yeah, you've heard that one before, most recently in the likes of Limbo and Anywhere But Here but, just because this is a formula film, doesn't mean it's a poor one.

The fact they were usually followed a well trodden, dusty road never stopped great westerns emerging from the morass, and so it goes here. The comparison is a good one, oh yes, because the single-mom flick is fast becoming the early 21st century version of 20th century cinema's most evocative genre. For lone gun-slinger read flighty hip-swinger. Like the John Wayne archetype, film single-moms find it hard to put down roots and so it proves in Tumbleweeds where McAteer is in electrifying form as a woman who chooses wrong partner after wrong partner but manages to keep the raindrops from falling on her pretty head.

She can't do it on her own, of course. Our old gunman friend couldn't either, relying on his weapon (spelt p-e-n-i-s, as every psychoanalyst will tell you) to blast away the baddies. Single-mom's weapon has also arisen from the loin region in the shape of an inevitably feisty daughter played with considerable charm and bitchy verve by Kimberley J Brown but her quarry lies deep inside.

What makes Tumbleweeds bloom brighter than any number of cringeworthy TV movies you're liable to encounter? The performances are superb in a heightened naturalism type way, the script is spot on (writer Angela Shelton based it loosely on her own life) and O'Connor keeps the whole thing whipping along thus avoiding the usual longeurs of lingering sentimentality. Go get 'em pardners. (12)




The Talented Mr Ripley ****
Director Anthony Minghella
Starring Matt Damon, Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow

“I ALWAYS thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody,” says charming social climber Tom Ripley (Matt Damon) as he contemplates his new life among the decadent rich.

The distinction between real and fake is the underlying philosophical query in The Talented Mr Ripley, a provocative film which deserves more plaudits than it has so far received. Grumpy critics have complained at director Minghella's use of lush travelogue style photography and great looking actors. Surface candy covering up a bland story, they say. But here the point is that the film's beautiful sheen helps draw us into Ripley's view of things; like him we're bowled over by the indulgent pleasures on offer, not least of which are Jude Law as wealthy Dickie and Gwyneth Paltrow as his girl Marge.

Ripley has struck lucky by being employed to go to Europe and fetch back to the US Dickie who is seen by his family to be wasting his life. But Ripely's initial happiness at being allowed to partake of the rich man's table quickly gives way to a well drawn jealousy powered by a murderous lust which shatters the shimmering surface, fake or real. (15)




Topsy-Turvy ****
Director Mike Leigh
Starring Jim Broadbent, Allan Corduner, Timothy Spall, Lesley Manville

THERE'S a scene in long-running London theatre hit Buddy (relevance will become clear) in which the Texan rocker and his pals are studio bound, struggling to come up with a new tune. Suddenly, eureka! Holly comes up with a riff and we all get to share the thrill of creative tension relieved. That all takes about three minutes. Topsy-Turvy takes about three hours to make the same point as celebrated 19th century operetta duo Gilbert and Sullivan pull round a declining career with The Mikado.

But while Topsy-Turvy can claim no special insight into the fiendish dynamics of the creative process it is a superbly entertaining piece, almost a superior soap opera, on the goings-on behind the curtain. In common with previous Mike Leigh efforts (such as Secrets and Lies, Naked, High Hopes) an improvisational approach to acting and scripting makes for great characterisation, from the two leading men (Broadbent is Gilbert, Allan Corduner is Sullivan) down to the smallest of bit parts.

Better still, that strength wins Topsy-Turvy the accolade of the first anti-costume drama as the incredible range of textures and colours on show are revealed as mere sackcloth compared to the rich variety of humanity, in all its aching lusts, petty jealousies and over-reaching ambitions. (12)




The End of the Affair ****
Director Neil Jordan
Starring Ralph Fiennes, Julianne Moore, Ian Hart, Stephen Rea

TO these eyes director Neil Jordan's best work so far was Mona Lisa, a slippery, frightening tale of unrequited love among a trio of underworld figures in 1980s London. 'Was', because Jordan has returned to similar themes with still greater force for The End of the Affair, an adaptation of the Graham Greene novel.

Once again, we're in a London on the point of collapse, though this time it's the Second World War rather than economic crisis that forms the backdrop. Once again there's a threesome involved, with Julianne Moore as Sarah forming a stunning pivot between husband Henry (Stephen Rea) and lover Maurice (Ralph Fiennes). Two years after his brief fling with Sarah, Maurice bumps into Henry who suspects his wife of messing around. Maurice does what any friend would do and hires a private eye to catch Sarah at it. But instead of another bout of extra-marital carnal knowledge, Sarah has fallen for the more spiritual love of the church.

Two things drag these melodramatic elements above the ordinary, and well above at that. One is Jordan's treatment of the source material, which is both faithful to the book's ambience of tortured jealous rage and creative in using multi-viewpoint techniques to convey the complexities of the shifting-sands type of relationships on view. Two is Moore, an actress who deserves all the awards going for her portrayal of a woman struggling beautifully to stay in control of her inner demons and saints. (18)




A Room for Romeo Brass *****
Director Shane Meadows
Starring Paddy Considine, Ben Marshall, Andrew Shim

TOY STORY 2 might be the best film to take kids to this week, but A Room for Romeo Brass is definitely the best take on kids this millennium, if not the last.

Writer/Director Shane Meadows says that at age 25 he is scared of losing touch with the stuff that made his childhood tick and so wanted to get something on celluloid before it was too late. The result is a movie of such pinpoint accuracy that it will dance on the funnybone and hurt the heart of anyone with half a memory of when they were 12, the age of the two boys whose close friendship is put under intense strain by the arrival on their Midlands estate of strange older kid Morrell.

Meadows is particularly strong on the little rituals, looks and nuances from childhood, things that give the movie scarcely rivalled authenticity. Better still he is assiduous in not falling prey to the kind of cheap nostalgia all too common in mainstream films involving kids, achieving this feat mainly through the figure of Morrell who takes one of the pair under his increasingly psychotic wing as the other languishes in hospital. (15)




American Beauty ***
Director Sam Mendes
Starring Kevin Spacey, Annette Benning, Thora Birch

COINCIDENCE or otherwise, just at the point at which America appears poised to rule all the known world, its filmic output has suddenly begun to ask some awkward questions.

American Beauty takes as its premise the mid-life crisis of Lester (Kevin Spacey) whose two decade long sojourn in the suburbs has turned him into a seething mess of bitterness. It's the same kind of starting point as for the likes of Company of Men, Election and Fight Club. American Beauty never quite manages the sustained attack and follow-through of that illustrious group, but instead draws its considerable strength from the cast who imbue often sketchy characters with a depth and humanity that keeps eyes on the screen until the tagged-on end.

Spacey is spellbinding as the guy who's had enough, entirely convincing when going back to the future for a cliched escape route that revolves around drugs, fast cars and loose women. Annette Benning, as his sparring partner of a wife, provides exactly the right amount of frailty beneath her character's outward steel and Thora Birch, the couple's sulky daughter, comes close to hitting the witty-brattish highs of Roseanne's Darlene.

Elsewhere it's a lot more patchy than the hype for this film would suggest. Secondary characters like Mena Suvari's Angela, the cheerleader Lester lasts after, and next door neighbour and closet gay Colonel Fitts are close to laughable, a word also applicable to the storyline which is handed a wholly ill-fitting thriller element, presumably to give the character studies some forward momentum but which end up spinning the whole deal dangerously close to collapse. These are things which deserve to stop American Beauty from achieving greatness but which should nevertheless not be allowed to get in the way of some fine and poignant acting. (18)




Limbo ****
Director John Sayles
Starring Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, David Strathairn, Vanessa Martinez, Kris Kristofferson

JOHN SAYLES tends to attract criticism from two related areas; first that he lays on the sociological stuff too thick, second that his desire to do so gets in the way of forward plot momentum. To begin with Limbo appears to be an exercise in proving the critics right. We get a fairly long-winded, if beautifully shot, treatise on the precarious economic situation in Alaska as it affects a group of fishermen, most especially one Joe (David Strathairn).

But pretty soon, Joe's hell - and heaven - have been rendered intensely personal with the arrival in his life of Donna (Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio), her surly daughter Noelle (Vanessa Martinez) and a petty criminal brother. The switch from general slump to individual angst is the crux of the film. If you buy it, Limbo pans out to superb effect where even the apparent politically loaded first part makes retrospective sense; if you don't the whole thing falls apart. To these eyes and ears it works and that's mainly thanks to Mastrantonio and her evocative singing voice.

Not since Robert Altman's Nashville have the contradictions inherent in country music been used to such memorable effect. Donna might turn a buck by renting her larynx out for sentimental standards but in private, with Joe, her voice becomes her own, a telling and touching comment on the film, relationships and, this being Sayles, the world. (15)




Summer of Sam ****
Director Spike Lee
Starring John Leguizamo, Mira Sorvino, Adrien Brody, Jennifer Esposito

FEAR was the key to the New York Italian community in Lee's break through Do the Right Thing, a subject the director has returned to here with similar success. Instead of rising black power, this time the Italian Bronx is scared stiff by the presence of a serial killer in its midst, a certain David Berkowitz, aka the Son of Sam.

While that switch robs this film of the kind of heart felt political comment exhibited in Do the Right Thing, it allows for a more wide-ranging look into the splits of a community on the edge. Main character Vinny is the archetypal Latin stud. He has a stunning wife, lovers dotted around his neighbourhood and the consequent respect of his peers. But the sickening crimes perpetrated by Berkowitz unhinge his primitive urban paradise to such an extent that by film end Vinny's lost all the goodies he once held dear. Meanwhile, Vinny's best buddy, Ritchie shocks his pals by turning punk but comes out of the movie with morality on his side. Other characters back up the sense of white trash being consigned, along with Berkowitz, to history's dustbin .

While Lee's attitude to traditional Italian Americans might be questionable, not to say offensive, what the director does manage to convey better than any other around today is the sense of minute by minute fear of the future of a supposedly tight-knit community riven by internal fracture that is the sickening hallmark of much of modern urbanity. (18)




Bringing Out the Dead ****
Director Martin Scorcese
Starring Patricia Arquette, Nicolas Cage, John Goodman, Ving Rhames, Tom Sizemore

"DO YOU have any music," Paramedic Frank Pierce (Nicolas Cage) asks an astonished array of relatives as he tries to revive their loved one. Pierce goes on to explain that a favourite tune might help perk the patient up but the initial blank faces of his audience reveal much about his own dislocation from normality.

Pierce knows that he's too immersed in the miseries of his job but is so haunted by the lives he's failed to save that he can't quite bring himself to quit. One woman's ghostly image, in particular, dogs him throughout his three night shifts of Bringing Out the Dead while another woman, ex-junkie Patricia Arquette, offers some kind of temporary, stitched together hope for the future.

The connection between struggles of the spirit and struggles of body is made with customary Scorcese skill, although such is the overwhelming sense of a city (New York) on the edge of physical collapse that the soul often gets buried beneath the rubble. That's good news in most ways as it suits both the paramedic metier and Cage's mobile acting talents but some viewers might balk at the consequent lack of a normal human touch. Just turn up the music folks. (18)




Muppets From Space ***
Director Tim Hill
Starring Hulk Hogan, Ray Liotta, Rob Schneider, Andie McDowell

THE MUPPETS have always had an uncanny knack of attracting star names to their fluffy fold. The TV show, at its height in the late 70s and early 80s, was at its best when poking soft fun at showbiz's finest and previous movie outings have repeated the trick, most notably when Michael Caine turned in a top performance as Scrooge in A Muppet Christmas Carol.

This time Hulk Hogan, Ray Liotta, Andie McDowell and Rob Schneider take their bows in Muppetland in a Christmassy story that has Gonzo in the role of an apparent illegal immigrant from somewhere across the universe. Space this might be, but the makers have thankfully refrained from filling time with special effects tricky and concentrated instead on the usual witty dialogue and spot on musical numbers. Adults dragged to the cinema in the holidays by their kids will be grateful for that, at least. (U)




The Iron Giant ****
Director Brad Bird
Starring the voices of Eli Marienthal, Jennifer Aniston, Harry Connick Jnr

Few full length cartoons reach the consistently beguiling standard on offer here. Maybe that's because toons are often seen as refugees from the three minute format and therefore in need of songs (Disney) or dubious, bland storylines to stretch the time out. The Iron Giant needs neither. Instead it banks on a superbly realised title character and the naive wisdom of a young boy for strength of character and their fight against the assembled forces of an evil state for plot propulsion.

It's great that big issues, ranging from The Bomb to witch hunts, are touched apon with deft ease as our heroes join battle with their foes, but even better is the way The Iron Giant shows its cartoon rivals (see Inspector Gadget, for instance) that it is possible to make intelligent, funny films that adults and kids can both enjoy without having to play dumby-dumb-dumb. (U)




The Limey ****
Director Steven Soderburgh
Starring Terence Stamp, Peter Fonda, Luis Guzman, Nicky Katt, Barry Newman, Lesley Anne Warren

There's a debate going on in these parts about Terence Stamp. Has one of the great London actors of our time come up with a superb performance as a hard nosed villain confronted with the excesses of LA, or is his display a big helping of Cockney ham? In an important sense, the argument is redundant as any over acting from Stamp merely highlights the out of time and place feel the film is keen to get across.

As its title implies, The Limey revolves around our hero who plays Dave Wilson, a connected ex-con who arrives in LA to investigate the murder of his daughter. From the outset, Wilson is forced to lean on his hard man persona in order to successfully negotiate both the brutal pastures of the city of fallen angels and the mysterious circumstances concerning his loved-one's demise.

There's brother-from-another-planet laughs to be had along the way, some of which do break for the ham border, but increasingly it is Wilson's vicious determination that is at issue as he appears to move beyond the fantastic lies surrounding his daughter to the bitter truths of his own past. Wonderful. (18)




The Straight Story *****
Director David Lynch
Starring Richard Farnsworth, Harry Dean Stanton, John Farley, Everett McGill

David Lynch, in movies like Blue Velvet and Wild at Heart, is famous as the director who fishes perverted characters from the seething undercurrents of smalltown tranquillity. In The Straight Story, he heads in the opposite direction by concentrating on the tale of Alvin Straight, a mostly normal old guy whose main eccentricity - a plan to complete a 350 mile trip to see his sick brother by tractor-mower - is not hidden in some suburban basement but is out on the freeway for all to see.

Lynch also plays it straight with the plot, eschewing the kinds of flashback twists and turns with which he is usually associated. Wisely he holds on to his uncanny ability to spot the often absurd nuances of ordinary life because without such observations, The Straight Story could have slipped into soggy sentimentality. Instead, given a quirky setting on which to re-construct his life story, the old man - played superbly by 79 year old stunt actor Richard Farnsworth- cuts a convincing, moving figure as he motors his way across the Midwest. Coupled with beautifully shot scenes and some haunting music, it makes for one of the movies of the year. (U)




The World is Not Enough ****
Director Michael Apted
Starring Pierce Brosnan, Robert Carlyle, Robbie Coltrane, Sophie Marceau

Everyone has a favourite Bond film, but very few 007 fans put any of the more recent episodes at the top of the list. That may be about to change because The World is Not Enough is without doubt the best Bond for many a long year.

It's got all the usual elements, from spectacular chase sequences to corny puns and ridiculous villains and doesn't really have anything new to add to a series that is now parts 19 long. But director Michael Apted puts all the familiar bits together in superb fashion and Pierce Brosnan now looks even more at ease as our hero. Better still, Robert Carlyle brings all the menace of his part in Trainspotting to the role of arch villain, one who wants to rule the world by dominating its oil supplies.

Carlyle's megalomaniac has a a rare condition by which he feels no pain. Bond, on the other hand, has a rare ability to get stunning woman to soothe his aches and pains, not least Sophie Marceau who switches on the girl power as Elektra. (12)




A Walk on the Moon ****
Director Tony Goldwyn
Starring Diane Lane, Viggo Mortensen, Anna Paquin, Liev Schreiber

Just as Tony Blair feels he is missing out on the internet revolution his kids are enjoying, so many parents of adolesents were jealous of their offspring's frenzied leap into the sexual upheavals of the 60s.

Such is the premise of this film where Pearl (Diane Lane) and daughter Alison (Anna Paquin) spend a holiday together in upstate New York. Mom decides to find her buried youthful self by getting off with a hippie but tries to stop Alison from experimenting in similar fashion while Pop's world is turned upside down when he finds out what's been going on in his absence. There's also reference made to the huge political themes of the time, notably Vietnam, but the film is at its strongest on the deeply personal stuff, especially the mother-daughter relationship which is thankfully drawn with neither excessive mateyness nor across the usual cliches of generation gap bitchiness. Instead what we have is that rare beast - an ambivalent melodrama, one that tugs at the heart strings by pointing up the pleasures and pitfalls of dumb hope 60s style rather than by taking the kind of laughable moonstomp through relationships represented by so much of victim-culture 90s material.

By the way, anyone who can furnish us with the name of an 80s TV movie with a similar plot gets our wholehearted thanks and a prize of as yet undetermined nature. (15)




Fight Club ****
Director David Fincher
Starring Brad Pitt, Edward Norton

THERE was a time, in movies like Desperately Seeking Susan or After Hours, when shallow yuppies spiced up their dull lives by hitching their suits to the wild and weird underworld. But with avant-garde attitude now merely a lifestyle affectation, mainstream males have been forced to look closer to home for their extra-curricular kicks. In the Company of Men had businessmen taking out their work place frustration on a female co-worker and now Fight Club goes the logical next step as blokes beat each other up in a frenzied bid to avoid post-modern alienation.

It works. Brad Pitt is electrifying as the guru of the secret club at which men get to throw cathartic punches at fellow members while the yuppy he introduces to the scene, played by Edward Norton, manages the transformation from bored exec to vital nutter with great skill. Better still Fight Club doesn't, as you might expect, bottle out midway through by making the protagonists go all sheepish on their brutal response to plastic culture. It's big hit trajectory doesn't exactly offer a solution to the ills of the world either, mind you, but the energetic attack hits plenty of deserving targets along the way. (18)




The Sixth Sense ****
Director M. Night Shyamalan
Starring Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment

BRUCE WILLIS is a much better actor than his gossip page persona would suggest and here he proves the point with a performance, as a psycho-analyst to a boy who is visited by the dead, of powerful and subtle intensity.

Not that Willis is alone in receiving top acting marks. Haly Joel Osment is remarkably affecting as the 8 year old boy whose morbid secrets Willis must help overcome; a world away from the standard cute Hollywood poodle-kid. At times the quality of performance is needed as the intricate plot threatens to get lost but even that minor criticism is blasted out of the water by one of the best final twists in recent movie history. This is horror movie-making of a superior kind where over the top gore is eschewed and where, as in the Blair Witch Project, tension and the fear of fear are carefully cranked up to a point that induces an eerie, long-lasting emotional claustrophobia.(15)




The Winslow Boy ****
Director David Mamet
Starring Nigel Hawthorne, Gemma Jones, Jeremy Northam, Rebecca Pidgeon, Matthew Pidgeon

WITH the role of fathers in late 20th century families the subject of almost daily tabloid debate, Mamet's decision to return to the century's beginning to plunder one of the classic stories of paternal pride is a clever one.

A modern day Ronnie Winslow would probably be hounded by a phalanx of salivating stress counsellors after being expelled from a Naval Academy for petty theft but back in Edwardian times, the buck stops with Daddy, here played with tremendous subtlety by Nigel Hawthorne. The temptation for Hawthorne and Mamet could have been to play the injustice card and soothe our angst on family breakdown with a soporific tale of father-son bonding through shared stoicism. Fortunately, actor and director eschew such banalities and concentrate instead on the double edged sword of the patriarch's power; creative when strong and infused with moral purpose, destructive when contaminated with dull, stubborn pride.

Quite properly, the lines between those two extremes are never clear cut and are blurred all the more by the film's other characters, among them a proto-feminist daughter (Rebecca Pidgeon) and lazy older son (Matthew Pidgeon), who help make this costume-drama much more drama than costume. (U)




The Blair Witch Project****
Directors Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sanchez
Starring Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, Michael Williams

IF you can remember the terrifying sensation that swept up your spine when your older brother/sister switched all the lights off and told you ghosts stories, you'll have a pretty good idea of the territory we're in here. The creepy movement from disbelief through uncertainty to sheer terror is handled with great skill as we are shown the supposed video diary of three student filmmakers who disappeared making a documentary in the deep, dark woods.

As with the stories kids tell each other when they should be asleep, it is mainly the strange sounds that instil fear in the audience as the visuals are necessarily paired down and dark. That's all you need to know really. The great thing about The Blair Witch Project is that it is exactly as you think it will be but it it'll scare you half to an unnatural death. (15)




Gregory's Two Girls
****
Director Bill Forsyth
Starring John Gordon Sinclair, Maria Doyle Kennedy, Carly McKinnon

In the original Gregory's Girl, Gregory is tricked into a date with one girl after being led on by another. This time around, our bumbling hero is once again enticed to a meeting with the girl of his desire but is shocked when she confronts him with geo-politics in the form of a local factory which is churning out instruments of torture for Third World buyers.

That such a massive shift in tone and subject matter is accomplished without the cogs of plot and reality falling off is a testament to both the skill of director Forsyth and the acting talent available to him. Sinclair, especially, is superb as the teacher caught in his personal life between affection for a fellow staff member (Kennedy) and lust for one of his pupils (McKinnon) and in his moral life one exposed suddenly to the kind of need for action his quiet life has so far managed to avoid.

Add a twist and more of the usual kooky Forsyth humour and you have a dish heated up and ready to be served to anyone with a hunger for a movie with a bit of bite to it, but one that won't be to the appetite of those hoping for a simple reprise of the original. (15)




Felicia's Journey
***
Director Atom Egoyan
Starring Elaine Cassidy, Bob Hoskins

'The banality of evil' is itself a concept rendered banal by incessant repetition but one which continues to intrigue film makers from old masters like Hitchcock to newer auteurs such as Neil Chute. In Felicia's Journey, the girl of the title travels from Ireland to Birmingham to seek out the boyfriend who has left her in the pregnancy lurch. There she happens apon catering manager Hilditch (Bob Hoskins) an apparently run of the mill kinda guy but one with an unfortunate tendency towards serial murder.

Felicia is slow to spot the impending danger, but such is the skill of Hoskins' performance that you can understand why. Indeed, Hoskins is in his best form since Mona Lisa as he exacts every nuance of doubt from his character. Elaine Cassidy is the perfect foil, the blankness of her expressions drawing out her new friend's idiosyncrasies bit by bit. On top of that, the movie is perfectly paced; its slow lingering first third gradually giving way to a more jumpy final section. See it and weep that other thrillers come nowhere near its creepy sophistication. (12)




Mifune
****
Director Soren Kragh-Jacobsen
Starring Anders W Berthelsen, Jesper Asholt, Iben Hjejle

Previous Dogma films have both been about using a pared down cinematic style all the better to batter the cosy assumptions of smug audiences but Mifune goes in a different direction, rejecting the manic camera shakes of Idioterne and Festen in favour of a more traditional approach.

Director Soren Kragh-Jacobsen admits that he just wanted to make a simple, banal even, love story with a nice happy ending. Whereas Idioterne and Festen deconstructed two very different groups of egotists, with Mifune Kragh-Jacobsen homes in on the dynamics at work between individuals and has adopted a style to suit his quiet, poignant, ends.

His base is the story of a man who returns to the lonely farm on which he grew up in order to help out with his mentally-challenged brother. Love blossoms when a runaway prostitute shows up. But it is the details that Mifune scores, transcending an apparently bland and cliched subject matter with the wonderful attention given to the nuts and bolts of relationships, whether they involve new passions or old siblings. (15)




Election
****
Director Alexander Payne
Starring Matthew Broderick, Chris Klein, Reece Witherspoon

WHAT with Watergate and Monicagate, you'd have to be naive to the point of unborn not to have some feel for the sleaze and manipulation that underscores American politics. There've also been plenty of films on the issue, from Mr Smith Goes to Washington and Nashville to Primary Colours. So all the fanfare for Election based on its unique satirical punch is perhaps a bit loud. That's no criticism of the movie, for in many ways Election is better than its hype.

The obvious point is that it is unusual for this kind of content to arrive in the form of a teen movie, even if this one signals its non-formula approach by featuring a cast of unknown actors to back up Witherspoon and Broderick. But there's more. The two leads give superb performances as a cynical go-getter and a teacher tired of cynicism; there is a powerful sexual tension which helps motor the thing along and the fringe characters, such as dumb jock Chris Klein who Broderick uses to run against Witherspoon in the school hustings, work extremely well in widening the film's field of vision.

Indeed, rather than confining itself to passing comment on the ne'er do wells that try for office, Election manages to tap into the closely observed misanthropy that has recently informed the likes of In the Company of Men to such devastating effect. Oh, and it's very funny, too. (15)




LA Without a Map
****
Director Mika Kaurismaki
Starring David Tennant, Vinessa Shaw, Julie Delpy, Vincent Gallo

'NORTHERN lad goes to Hollywood in film directed by Finnish oddball' is as mixed a set of ingredients as any fruit cake. Either the film's going to be a bitty load of offal or an inspired melting pot. Or both.

LA Without a Map teeters close to the edge of ridiculousness at regular intervals but each time, some telling culture-clash joke rescues things and of we go again on another jaunt through the streets of America's least hospitable city with Bradford undertaker Richard (David Tennant) and Hollywood waitress Barbara (Vinessa Shaw) as our guides.

The plot, it has to be said, it pretty thin; Richard is jealous, Barbara is ambitious sums it up, but thanks to the hilarious satirical observations and the speedy pace of the whole daft project, entertainment is never off the menu. (15)




Ravenous
****
Director Antonia Bird
Starring Guy Pearce, Robert Carlyle, Jeremy Davies, Jeffrey Jones, David Arquette

THEIR stage coach stuck in the Nevada mountains, a motley crew of western types run out of food and decide to eat each other. Cleverly, we aren't allowed to see such culinary bravura but learn of the food fest through the mouth of Robert Carlyle who has escaped to find help to rescue the last woman of the party. If you think about it, the actual eating of the average cooked human being would look much like the actual eating of the average pig, chicken leg or rare steak but denied such visual evidence, the hungry mind is left to imagine the worst.

That leaves Ravenous the job of coming up with something a bit tasty when the rescuers finally reach the hapless picnickers, a task completed with extreme glee. Indeed, an obvious delight in the messy subject matter is the film's running thread as its tone pinballs around between comedy, horror and pathos. If that wasn't enough, music from Damon Albarn and Michael Nyman is the icing on a decidedly bloody cake. (15)




The Thomas Crown Affair
****
Director John McTiernan
Starring Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo, Denis Leary

PIERCE BROSNAN is often landed with roles that play to his suave, not to say smug, exterior and first impressions might be that the tradition continues here. Brosnan reprises the part made famous by Hollywood legend Steve McQueen as the bored millionaire who steals a priceless work of art for kicks and, in a shock to many, does it better. Whereas rugged McQueen struggled to trade up and was left to rely too heavily on his natural charm, Brosnan is coming from the opposite direction. James Bond doesn't have to prove his sophistication and can instead revel in the opportunity to shed a few layers of the aforementioned smugness, largely in reaction to a wonderfully nuanced, arousing performance from Rene Russo as the insurance investigator detailed to catch a thief.

Whatever you do don't go thinking this is another Entrapment. As well as the acting, everything is superior about Thomas Crown, from a witty script, and well marshalled plot, even to the action sequences. (15) 18/08/99




Another Day in Paradise
***
Director Larry Clark
Starring Melanie Griffith, Vincent Karthesier, Natasha Gregson Wagner, James Woods

JAMES WOODS as Mel is the gnarled star of the show in this reprise of Bonny and Clyde for the modern era. Mel cajoles his low-life partners in crime to lift their eyes to the prize of illegal fame that awaits them, but takes little account of his own failings - not least an explosive temper fuelled by drink and drugs - and so leads his happy band on an increasingly doomed race through western dirt tracks.

Director Clark had some success with Kids, a film most noted for its infantile shock tactics and threadbare 'message'. This time around he uses the extreme violence more creatively and more occasionally to often devastating effect. Woods is the key; all motive and action are channelled through his deliberately overbearing performance, although his gal Sid (Melanie Griffiths) deserves applause as well for her ability to remain unflinched when it counts. (18)
12/08/99




Place Vendome
****
Director Nicole Garcia
Starring Catherine Deneuve, Jacques Dutronc, Bernard Fresson, Emmanuelle Seigner (15)

A JEWELLER with underworld connections dies forcing his wino wife to wise up and get a life for herself, shorn of his distant and debilitating protection. Catherine Deneuve as the widow in question might start with a few obvious advantages over others in a similar life-changing plight, but director Nicole Garcia is careful not to rest too heavily on the charisma of her star. Instead she sends Deneuve on a trying trail through her husband's past where new resources are called for and at the end of which the long forgotten prize of love lies tantalisingly in wait.

So much for past mistakes and dreams of the future. In the here and now there are the small problems of hubbie's scheming mistress and the gangland connections to sort out, tasks through which Deneuve gradually gathers enough momentum to confront the rest of her demons. Garcia has taken on some big issues here but manages to pull the whole thing off with subtlety and panache to help a classy cast outshine the baubles.
05/08/99


Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me ***
Director M.Jay Roach
Starring Mike Myers, Heather Graham, Rob Lowe, Verne Troyer, Michael York (12)

NOT as funny as Myers' first outing as the goofy Bond spoof, but still capable of bringing the house down.

This time round Myers/Powers gets to indulge his creative talents a little too deeply with three roles for the man himself and even more walk on roles for celeb pals than before. Where the movie scores, of course, is on the level of daft, gentle pastiche. For although The Spy Who Shagged Me crashes through the taste barrier with endless double entendres and bucketfulls of lavatory humour, it is essentially a kindly take on the 60s excesses of Swinging London, a factor Myers is at pains to point out.

This, then, is no coruscating probe into the dopey ideals and fashionable conceits of the Love Decade, but a summer pantomime for pop culturally clued up 90s types who want a few laughs.
30/7/99


It All Starts Today ****
Director Bernard Tavernier
Starring Philippe Torreton

IF THE kids were united they'd do worse than elect primary school head teacher Daniel (Philippe Torreton) as their leader, such is the man's obvious passion for his calling.

Daniel's school faces government cutbacks in the midst of worsening social problems but he is determined to preserve for his charges, and for the rest of us, a burning, fast moving sense of hope.

It is this that saves the film from the intrusion of any preachiness or sentimentality as Tavernier piles up the problems but piles up too Daniel's fighting responses. Not that the man is some cod Michelle Pfieffer/Lenny Henry style saint, soothing his flock with beatific balm. He can't fix things on his own but can still point to a saner way of doing things than the rush to social collapse exhibited by the kind of economically depressed region picked out here. (12)


Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace **
Director George Lucas
Starring Jake Lloyd, Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Natalie Portman

QUI-GON JINN (Liam Neeson) and Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor), two dashing Jedi knights, are detailed to rescue Queen Amidala (Natalie Portman) whose planet - Naboo - is under threat from the Trade Federation.

That's the premise of the film and you can probably guess how it all turns out, barring a few spectacular accidents along the way. Throw in a wide variety of cute robots, goofy aliens and speedy space ships and you'll also spot that director Lucas has hardly moved on for the floor plan of the original Star Wars made a quarter of a century ago.

So what has changed over that time? First, the novelty of the original is necessarily missing, a huge loss to a film cycle which has relied so heavily on its perceived uniqueness. Second, the humour has been flushed down the pan, or at least all jokes have been stuffed into the mouth of the annoying alien Jar Jar Binks, which amounts to the same thing. Third, the much vaunted CGI (Computer Generated Imagery) graphics are, for these eyes at least, an embarrassing flop. CGI still promises more than it delivers, especially when used in conjunction with conventional film techniques. In short, the ordinary stuff looks better, more real, than the overblown, stiff jointed computer efforts.

Most of this harping, of course, won't mean a toss to the movie's intended 8 year old audience but long standing, unblinkered Star Wars fans might wish to avert their eyes and keep faith with their earlier memories. (15/7/99)


Ten Things I Hate About You ****
Director: Gill Junger
Starring Julia Stiles, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Heath Ledger, Larisa Oleynik

SHAKESPEARE continues to be the main man of Hollywood and here finds his Taming of the Shrew updated to a Seattle college where Kat (Julia Stiles) is to be wooed by bad boy Patrick Verona (Heath Ledger).

Kat is a shrew with a persuasive line in modern day girl power, an attitude that has so far made her unreachable as far as the inferior sex is concerned. But it's a character trait that needs to be remoulded if her sister Bianca (Larisa Oleynik) is to be allowed to go on a date, Bianca having been told by her protective father that she can't step out with guys before her older sibling.

Bianca's rich, desperate beau hatches a plan that centres on bribing Patrick to win Kat's affections and the whole plot is off with a merry swagger.

Ten Things doesn't have the same quotient of Shakey gags as, say, Shakespeare in Love, but it goes its own way in witty, quick paced fashion that helps keep it well above the phalanx of teen comedies we are usually saddled with. (8/7/99)


Last Night ****
Director Don McKellar
Starring Don McKellar, Sandra Oh, David Cronenberg, Genevieve Bujold

IT's been the subject of thousands of drunken conversations the planet over, but it's still a compelling one; what would you do if the world was about to end?

Most people mention sex somewhere along the line, and so it is for one character in Last Night who is busy working his way through a list of women he wants to shag. For some of the Toronto dwellers featured here, things aren't quite as simple. A few decide to ignore the impending doom and concentrate on doing the little things they would have done anyway, others begin love affairs that could have lasted a lifetime.

Bit by bit we learn more and more about each of the main characters as the final minutes approach, McKellar's closely observed script deepening the involvement.

Armageddon might be approaching but heaven it is to have films like this to lighten the gloom. 24/6/99


The Mummy ****
Director Stephen Sommers
Starring Rachel Weisz, Brendan Fraser, John Hannah, Arnold Vosloo.

RACHEL WEISZ makes her Hollywood debut to stunning effect in this silly, funny, creepy Indiana Jones clone to challenge Catherine Zeta-Jones's spot at the top of the Brit-Femmes-Over-There-League. But before Michael Douglas starts unzipping his trousers, he should be told that Weisz is already spoken for.

Maybe she has been swapping tips with comedian partner Neil Morrisey as here her ability to pull off the cute one liner is top rate and is indeed one of the keys which make this such an enjoyable movie. Humour and some thrilling action sequences apart, the other thing that makes for a winning film is simply the subject matter.

Yes, let's here it for Mummies. Mummies have been off the big screen for too long. They might not be as outright scarey as the more common ghouls, freaks and monsters but, thanks to copious bandages and the allure of ancient Egypt, they create heaps more mystery.

This sleepy-creepy factor is skin crawling enough to let writer/director Sommers get away with the obvious Mummy-wakes-up plot and powerful enough on its own to let him concentrate with great glee on the aforementioned laughs and action. (12) 25/6/99


Celebrity ****
Director Woody Allen
Starring Kenneth Branagh, Judy Davis, Joe Mantagna

THE DIRECTOR himself, of course, has a mighty axe to grind with the ferocious world of media manipulation but here he cleverly saves his heaviest for fellow celebs rather than the gawping faces of the press corps.

As in many of Allen's films, it is the apparently less important scenes and roles that make the biggest impressions; Leonardo Di Caprio as a spoilt brat young star, Charlize Theron's supermodel who is more absurd and pinpoint than anything Robert Altman managed in The Player and the leering plastic surgeon played by Michael Lerner.

That's not to say the media are left unscathed. Kenneth Branagh plays to his acting strengths as a smug reporter whose marriage has foundered on the rocks of serial adultery. The plot revolves around Branagh's succession round of New York first nights and previews, a tour of duty that means he is constantly bumping into ex-wife Judy Davis and her new man, smoothy TV producer Joe Montagna.

Typical Allen, in many ways, but in others much colder and vicious than before, and all the better for it. (18) 18/6/99


Cruel Intentions ***
Director Roger Kemble
Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon.

COMPARED to surprisingly well-received dross like She's All That, Cruel Intentions is a teen movie of some considerable stature.

If that seems like damning with faint praise, it's not meant to, as the skill involved in creating a teen movie that is also quite intelligent must not be underestimated. Under cover of sex, director Roger Kumble manages to slip in some acute social and behavioural observations that make for moments of genuine jaw dropping and belly ache laughter.

The plot is Liaisons Dangerous more or less. Phillippe bets step-sister Gellar that he can deflower the headmaster's daughter. If he loses he gives her his Jag; if he wins he gets Gellar herself. Both lead actors are superb, providing just the ratio of sexual longing to social cynicism and keeping us guessing as to their deep intentions until the end, which is perhaps the one disappointment. (15)

 

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