Picture Special: Cheryl Cole joins religion devoted to Shrek

Congratulatory hugs all round as Cheryl Cole is inducted into the Shrek religion.

It is believed the former X Factor judge was attracted to the new faith by its insistence that Ashley Cole can’t join.

Or, as the rules put it: First Commandment of Shrek – No Donkeys! Second Commandment of Shrek – No Donkeys!