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Fancy a Getaway to Australia?
What with this August being full or riots and rain, you'd be forgiven for wanting to get away from...
Gérard Depardieu's Toilet Antics Are a Glimpse of Celebrity Future
Told the toilets wouldn't open until take off, desperate French actor Gérard Depardieu got his...
Living in a London Box
They didn't get it quite right with the "living in" bit, but, if this week is anything to go by,...
You'll never guess where I took someone in the back of my cab the other day...
Viral Ad for LivingSocial Here's a video for the 'you'll never guess who I had in my cab the...
Creepy Car Parks Lurk Under Our Streets
Underground car parks creep me out. Partly that's because I never managed to escape the garage...
In defence of phone-hacking
Years ago a friend lived next door to a married woman who was having an affair. We knew about the...
Potter more or less for Radcliffe?
Daniel Radcliffe says that he never wants to play Harry Potter again and who can blame him after...
Human Centipede was stitched up by censors
Human Centipede 2 sounds disgusting, but how much more disgusting is it than Human Centipede 1,...
It's Essential to be Special
You have to feel for the word 'special'. Once it meant somewhere between, 'yeah, pretty good' and '...
Grudge Against Living Statues Disappears
I've held a grudge against living statues ever since one Covent Garden-based specimen made my...
What You Could Do with the £6 Billion Cost of the Royal Wedding
When someone on the news starts talking in billions, my brain goes funny, does not compute and I...
Find Out George Michael's Will and Kate Song Here
George Michael is to announce tomorrow (Friday) what song it is he has recorded for Will and Kate...
Don't be a T*** on Mothers' Day
Wrongly CCed emails hit the headlines from time to time and they're always bad for the sender. But...
Free Clapham Common
Back in the 19th century, open spaces like Clapham Common were under threat until people got...
Man-milk and Women's Lib
It's the 100th anniversary of International Women's Day next Tuesday, 8 March, and recent headlines...
Rollercoaster Ride to London’s Future
One of the dreams kids have is that some day the whole world will be laid out like a theme park....
We're all in the camel dung together
Anti-cuts protesters must be fed up with the Egyptians. They think up all these crazy stunts to get...
Pelicans Open Mouthed at Beach Volleyball
Will no-one think of the animals? St James's Park is full of wildlife, from bats and owls to...
Filling the World with Hope
Here's an initially rather worrying and finally rather funny video for a campaign to help increase...
New Year, Old Excuses
Other people don't like you to enjoy yourself at this time of year. They poke you in the chest and...