Pirate Captain (center, voiced by Hugh Grant) gets his hat back from Pirate with Scarf (voiced by Martin Freeman), in THE PIRATES! IN AN ADVENTURE WITH SCIENTISTS. Also on deck (L-R) are Pirate Who Likes Kittens and Sunsets (voiced by Ben Whitehead), Pirate With Prosthetics, Albino Pirate (voiced by Russell Tovey, Polly, as well as Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate (voiced by Ashley Jensen), Pirate with Gout (voiced by Brendan Gleeson) and Mr. Bobo. Sony Pictures Releasing

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Pirate Captain (voiced by Hugh Grant) in THE PIRATES! IN AN ADVENTURE WITH SCIENTISTS. Sony Pictures Releasing  
The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists (U)
Bristol-based Aardman Animations, the Oscar-winning creators of Wallace and Gromit and Chicken Run, discover their sea legs in this salty escapade based on the book by Gideon Defoe...
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Warner Bros. Studio Tour London - The Making of Harry Potter. Tickets and Info.  
Warner Bros. Studio Tour London - The Making of Harry Potter
Set to open in Spring 2012, Warner Bros. Studio Tour London is a behind-the-scenes walking tour which immerses guests into the world of film-making. The tour features authentic sets, costumes and props that showcase the British artistry, technology and talent that goes into producing world famous and successful movies, created at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden...
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Top Attractions Sellers (15/03/12 - 28/03/12):
1. The London Eye, 2. Warner Bros. Studio Tour London - The Making of Harry Potter, 3. London Flower Shows, 4. Buckingham Palace, 5. Hop On Hop Off-Red River Rover

Diary: London Olympics set to drive up divorce rate, say scientists

The increasing cost of the London Olympics is a perennial news favourite, but now it looks like its price won't just be measured in terms of cash, but in all the broken relationships that the Games leaves in its wake.

New evidence shows that playing football leads to a big increase in testosterone, which in turn leads to more sexual activity, as with the unfortunate shenanigans observed among Premiership footballers.

With thousands of extra athletes in town this summer, it seems certain there will be tens of thousands of surplus liaisons, many of which will involve forbidden fruit.

Good job I keep avoiding the gym and by watching sport on TV here at home, any vicarious testosterone boost is kept well in hand.

David Clee


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- Cinema

SAM WORTHINGTON as Perseus in Warner Bros. Pictures and Legendary Pictures WRATH OF THE TITANS. (C) 2012 WARNER BROS. ENTERTAINMENT INC. AND LEGENDARY PICTURES FUNDING, LLC. Photo Credit: Jay Maidment  
Blockbuster of the Week: Wrath Of The Titans (12A)
Starring: Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Bill Nighy, Rosamund Pike
Demi-god Perseus returns to his fishing village with his young son...
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Pirate Captain (voiced by Hugh Grant) with his beloved Polly, in THE PIRATES! IN AN ADVENTURE WITH SCIENTISTS. Sony Pictures Releasing  
Critics' Choice of the Week: The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists (U)
Starring: Hugh Grant, Salma Hayek, Jeremy Piven, David Tennant
The Pirate Captain is the leader of a ragtag group of sea dogs...
Review | Trailer | Showing at These Cinema
Streetdance 2. Vertigo Films  
Drama of the Week: StreetDance 2 (PG)
Starring: Falk Hentschel, Sofia Boutella, George Sampson, Tom Conti, Stephanie Nguyen
Talented street dancer Ash seizes his one shot at glory during a high-profile competition...
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- Classical and Dance

LMA Ensemble - Baroque Festival, St Martin-in-the-Fields. Information and tickets.  
LMA Ensemble: Baroque Festival - St Martin-in-the-Fields
London Musical Arts will celebrate twenty years of performance at St Martin's in 2012. With their fine group of enthusiastic and committed musicians and through their innovative Mini Maestro and Meet the Music concert events they aim to inspire their audiences, both young and old, with a fresh sense of discovery and delight in the great music they perform...
Info and Tickets | More Classical Tickets | Opera and Dance Tickets

Top Classical and Dance Sellers (15/03/12 - 28/03/12):
1. My First Sleeping Beauty, 2. Ballet Revolucion, 3. The Most Incredible Thing, 4. LMA Orchestra - Mozart Jupiter Symphony, 5. La Fille Mal Gardee

- Comedy

Jason Manford at the Royal Albert Hall, London. Information and tickets.  
Jason Manford - Royal Albert Hall
The Manchester comedian has become one of the most popular funnymen in this country after a series of hit appearances on television including a storming success appearance Live At The Apollo.
Info and Tickets | More Comedy Tickets | Order Jason Manford: Live 2011 on DVD

Top Comedy Sellers (15/03/12 - 28/03/12):
1. Michael McIntyre, 2. Omid Djalili, 3. Stewart Francis, 4. Frankie Boyle, 5. Lee Nelson

- Music

Madonna at Hyde Park, London. Information and tickets.  
Madonna - Hyde Park
The Madonna dance party keeps getting bigger. Following their exuberant appearance at the Bridgestone Super Bowl halftime show, LMFAO is taking their party rock anthems on the road and will join the line-up when Madonna performs for one night only at London's Hyde Park...
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Top Music Sellers (15/03/12 - 28/03/12):
1. Jack White, 2. Lionel Richie, 3. George Michael, 4. Norah Jones, 5. Westlife

- Theatre

Long Day's Journey Into Night, Apollo Theatre. Information and tickets.  
Long Day's Journey Into Night - Apollo Theatre
Set in 1912, the story is a compelling family drama between James Tyrone (David Suchet), Mary Tyrone and their sons, Jamie and Edmund during a long summer's day...
Info and Tickets | More Musical Tickets | More Play Tickets

Top Theatre Sellers (15/03/12 - 28/03/12):
1. Thriller - Live, 2. The Wizard Of Oz, 3. The Lion King, 4. We Will Rock You, 5. Shrek The Musical


Machine Gun Preacher Competition  
Machine Gun Preacher Competition
Directed by Marc Forster (Monster's Ball, Quantum of Solace, World War Z) and starring Gerard Butler (Coriolanus, 300, Law Abiding Citizen,), Michelle Monaghan (Gone Baby Gone, Somewhere, Source Code) and Oscar®-nominee Michael Shannon (Revolutionary Road, Take Shelter, Man of Steel), Machine Gun Preacher is based on the true story of Sam Childers (Gerard Butler) and his efforts to save the children of South Sudan...
Prize: Win one of three copies of Machine Gun Preacher on DVD
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London Accommodation

Baglioni Hotel, Kensington. 5 Star Hotel  
Baglioni Hotel - Kensington (5* Hotel)
Not only is this one of the finest, 5 star hotels in London it also commands one of the greatest locations, being just of Hyde Park and overlooking Kensington Gardens. Major shopping areas and landmarks, such as Oxford Street, Buckingham Palace and Harrods are all within walking distance...
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International Hotel, Docklands, London (4 Star Hotel).  
International Hotel - Docklands (4* Hotel)
The International Hotel, London makes a great base for your break in London's Docklands. The hotel is within easy walking distance of South Quay DLR Station and Canary Wharf Tube station, giving you excellent access to the O2 Arena, London Airport and central London...
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International House London, Lambeth, London (Quality Rooms)  
International House London - Lambeth (Quality Rooms)
International House London is a university accommodation that has a contemporary style; the top floors of its nine storeys have beautiful views of the city. Buses, underground trains and the Eurostar are all at your fingertips...
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Anchor House Hotel, Golders Green (2 Star Bed and Breakfast)  
Anchor House Hotel - Golders Green (2* B&B)
Anchor House Hotel is a relaxing family run bed and breakfast, located in the Golders Green area of North London. Golders Green Tube Station is just a two minute walk away, providing you with a direct route into the heart of Central London and famous tourist attractions such as Buckingham Palace, Oxford Street and Madame Tussauds, amongst many others...
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Top Hotel Sellers (15/03/12 - 28/03/12):
1. 146 Suites Gloucester Place - Marylebone (3 Star Apartment) 2. So London Apartments - Kilburn (3 Star Apartment) 3. Barkston Rooms - Earls Court (2 Star Accommodation) 4. Ascot Hyde Park Hotel - Paddington (3 Star Hotel) 5. Queens Hotel London - Crystal Palace (2 Star Hotel)

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