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The Inbetweeners Movie (15)
BAFTA award-winning television series The Inbetweeners proved a huge ratings success, chronicling the misadventures of four teenage lads whose main quest was to get drunk and pull girls...
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Top Attractions Sellers (04/08/11 - 17/08/11):
1. The London Eye, 2. Tower Of London, 3. Discount Combo - The Original Tour and London Eye, 4. Discount Combo - EDF London Eye, Circular River Cruise and London Aquarium, 5. Discount Combo - The Original Tour, EDF London Eye and Madame Tussauds

Diary: Gérard Depardieu's Toilet Antics Are a Glimpse of Celebrity Future

Told the toilets wouldn't open until take off, desperate French actor Gérard Depardieu got his Obelix out and relieved himself on the floor of an aeroplane.

The passenger who spilled the beans said that Depardieu, "thinks he is not like others, that he doesn't have to abide by their rules".

Or maybe Depardieu is ahead of the game and urinating in public is the next celebrity thing, the macho version of private-flesh-exposing wardrobe malfunctions?

The good news for celebs - and anyone else - who want people to see them on the job, is that there is an increasing trend in London for toilets to be equipped with CCTV cameras.

Canny old Gérard was probably hoping the tell-tale passenger had video-ed his urinary exploits instead of moaning about them. Ask George Michael: all toilet-related publicity is good publicity.

- David Clee


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Cinema | Classical | Comedy | Music | Theatre

- Cinema

Cowboys and Aliens. Photo Credit: Zade Rosenthal. Copyright: © 2011 Universal Studios. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.  
Blockbuster of the Week: Cowboys & Aliens (12A)
Starring: Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Olivia Wilde
Suspected killer Jake Lonergan is arrested by the town sheriff and bound for prison alongside Percy Dolarhyde...
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The Inbetweeners Movie. Photo Credit: NICOLA DOVE  
Comedy of the Week: The Inbetweeners Movie (15)
Starring: James Buckley, Joe Thomas, Blake Harrison, Simon Bird
Posh boy Will McKenzie and his friends Simon Cooper, Jay Cartwright and Neil Sutherland are now 18-years-old...
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Gerry Boyle (Brendan Gleeson) in The Guard. Optimum Releasing  
Critics' Choice of the Week: The Guard (15)
Starring: Brendan Gleeson, David Wilmot, Rory Keenan
Sergeant Gerry Boyle presides over his leafy corner of the west coast with a dry sense of humour...
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See Also:
A-Z of London Cinemas, A-Z of London Films, A-Z of UK Cinemas, A-Z of UK Films, Top 10 Movies, New Films This Week, Forthcoming Releases, Interviews

Listings Menus:
Movies by Genres, 3 D Movies, Over 18s Screenings, Parents and Baby Screenings, Subtitled Movies

- Classical and Dance

Sleeping Beauty - Royal Ballet, Royal Opera House. Information and tickets.  
Sleeping Beauty - Royal Opera House
The Sleeping Beauty has become a much-loved classical ballet and a perennial delight that combines in a single work all the charms and virtuosity that ballet has to offer...
Info and Tickets | More Classical Tickets | Opera and Dance Tickets

Top Classical and Dance Sellers (04/08/11 - 17/08/11):
1. Jewels, 2. FELA!, 3. La Traviata, 4. Sleeping Beauty - Royal Opera House, 5. Beijing Dance Theatre - Haze

- Comedy

Stephen Merchant at the HMV Apollo, London. Information and tickets.  
Stephen Merchant - HMV Apollo
Stephen Merchant, co-director of The Office and star of Extras along with Ricky Gervais, will perform his latest stand-up material across the UK this year...
Info and Tickets | More Comedy Tickets | Pre-order Stephen Merchant: Live on DVD

Top Comedy Sellers (04/08/11 - 17/08/11):
1. Omid Djalili, 2. Michael McIntyre, 3. Micky Flanagan, 4. Jason Manford, 5. Dave Gorman

- Music

Tinie Tempah at the O2 Arena and Wembley Arena, London. Information and tickets.  
Tinie Tempah - The O2 Arena and Wembley Arena
Tinie Tempah is a grime MC from South London who has had a great 2010 so far. First he toured with rapper Chipmunk across the UK, and on March 7th he shot to the top of the chart with his song Pass Out...
Info and Tickets | More Music Tickets

Top Music Sellers (04/08/11 - 17/08/11):
1. George Michael, 2. Pulp, 3. Metronomy, 4. Adele, 5. Katy B

- Theatre

The Veil, Lyttelton Theatre. Information and tickets.  
The Veil - Lyttelton Theatre
May 1822, rural Ireland. The defrocked Reverend Berkeley arrives at the crumbling former glory of Mount Prospect House to accompany seventeen-year-old Hannah to England...
Info and Tickets | More Musical Tickets | More Play Tickets

Top Theatre Sellers (04/08/11 - 17/08/11):
1. The Wizard Of Oz, 2. The Lion King, 3. Jersey Boys, 4. Thriller - Live, 5. Shrek The Musical


Your Highness  
Your Highness
Enter the rude, crude and hilarious world of easy maidens and damsels in distress when Your Highness becomes available on DVD and Blu-ray from Entertainment One on 8 August 2011.
Prize: Win one of three copies of Your Highness on DVD.
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London Accommodation

Andaz Hotel, The City, London. 5 Star Hotel  
Andaz Hotel - The City (5*)
Andaz Liverpool Street London is the first of Hyatt Hotels & Resorts new Andaz brand located in the heart of London. The building dates back to 1884 but inside this is the 21st century...
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Blair Victoria and Tudor Inn Hotel, Victoria, London (2 Star Bed and Breakfast).  
Blair Victoria and Tudor Inn Hotel - Victoria (2* B&B)
Blair Victoria and Tudor Inn Hotel is a family owned establishment. As customers are of paramount importance to the owners, each member of staff is trained to look after you during every second of your stay...
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Weardowney Guesthouse, Marylebone, London (4 Star Bed and Breakfast)  
Weardowney Guesthouse - Marylebone (4* B&B)
Weardowney Guesthouse is a small boutique property in Marylebone, just a short stroll from Regent's Park. Each of the seven centrally heated guestrooms is uniquely styled by artists...
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Winchester Hotel Apartments - Victoria (4 Star Apartment)  
Winchester Hotel Apartments - Victoria (4* Apartment)
Sometimes, hotels can feel a little stifling and regimented, particularly if you like to be a bit of a free spirit that can come and go as you please. Winchester Hotel Apartments in Victoria are lavish antidotes to hotels...
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Top Hotel Sellers (04/08/11 - 17/08/11):
1. Northumberland House - The Strand (3 Star Accommodation), 2. Rosebery Hall - Islington (Quality Rooms), 3. European Hotel - Kings Cross (2 Star Bed and Breakfast), 4. Osterley Park Hotel - Osterley (3 Star Hotel), 5. Hammersmith Rooms - Hammersmith (Quality Rooms)

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