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London BIG Theatre Sale
Our mad May Sale is underway with theatre tickets from just £10.99. Highlights include Chicago (was £66, now £33), Dreamboats and Petticoats (was £35, now £12.50) and We Will Rock You (was £60, now £36)...
Tickets

Grand Designs Live 2011. Tickets for Grand Designs Live  
Grand Designs Live 2011
Perfect for anyone who has an interest in interiors, build, kitchens, bathrooms, gardens, shopping, food, village and technology. The show will provide you with plenty of amazing ideas to turn your dream home into a reality...
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Top Attractions Sellers (28/04/11 - 11/05/11):
1. The London Eye, 2. Buckingham Palace, 3. London River Cruises, 4. London Flower Shows, 5. Sealife London Aquarium




Diary: Grudge Against Living Statues Disappears



I've held a grudge against living statues ever since one Covent Garden-based specimen made my daughter cry, so I couldn't help smile at the headline this week that read, 'Living statues come to blows over prized spot by London Eye'.

I pictured a few comedy slaps and clownish fallings over - something like David Cameron v. Nick Clegg maybe - but it turns out this was a serious assault in which one of the protagonists used a breeze block to batter his rival to within an inch of his life.

The Silver Wizard reports that he has "been crying all the time" since the Invisible King's attack, which made me feel bad enough about that old grudge that I withheld my daughter's pocket money in penance.

Happily, the Invisible King reigns now in prison and the Silver Wizard is back on the South Bank casting spells, but is "very anxious and afraid every time someone approaches". Just how Clegg feels when a student heads his way, but he can't make tuition fees disappear.

- David Clee




Entertainment



See below for what's currently happening in and around London:
Cinema | Classical | Comedy | Music | Theatre


- Cinema



Attack The Block. Optimum Releasing  
Blockbuster of the Week: Attack The Block (15)
Starring: Nick Frost, Jodie Whittaker, Luke Treadaway, John Boyega
Trainee nurse Sam is mugged on her way home to the Clayton Estate by wayward lads Moses...
Read Review | Showing at These Cinemas | Watch Trailer
TERESA PALMER stars in Relativity Media's TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT. Photo Credit: Ron Batzdorff / SMPSP. © 2011 Relativity Jackson, LLC and Internationale Filmproduktion Blackbird Dritte GmbH & Co. KG. All Rights Reserved.   
RomCom of the Week: Take Me Home Tonight (15)
Starring: Anna Faris, Chris Pratt, Michael Biehn, Teresa Palmer
Matt never achieved the limited promise he showed in high school and the now works in a video store...
Read Review | Showing at These Cinemas | Watch Trailer
THE WAY- Emilio Estevez near Pamplona. Icon Film  
Critics' Choice of the Week: The Way (12A)
Starring: Emilio Estevez, Martin Sheen, Tcheky Karyo, James Nesbitt
Tom is an American optometrist, whose perfect round of golf with his country club chums is ruined by news...
Read Review | Showing at These Cinemas | Watch Trailer


See Also:
A-Z of London Cinemas, A-Z of London Films, A-Z of UK Cinemas, A-Z of UK Films, Top 10 Movies, New Films This Week, Forthcoming Releases, Interviews


Listings Menus:
Movies by Genres, 3 D Movies, Over 18s Screenings, Parents and Baby Screenings, Subtitled Movies


- Classical and Dance



Tosca, Royal Opera House. Tosca, Royal Opera House, information and tickets.  
Tosca - Royal Opera House
Powerful music, a gripping story and a tragic end: Puccini's ever-popular Tosca returns to The Royal Opera with two fabulous casts...
Info and Tickets | More Classical, Opera and Dance Tickets


Top Classical and Dance Sellers (28/04/11 - 11/05/11):
1. Romeo and Juliet - O2 Arena, 2. Swan lake, 3. Macbeth, 4. Manon, 5. Peter Grimes


- Comedy



Dylan Moran at The HMV Hammersmith Apollo, London. Dylan Moran at The HMV Hammersmith Apollo, London information and tickets.  
Dylan Moran - The HMV Hammersmith Apollo
Moran's legendary stand up rants have sold out across the world cementing this unkempt wordsmith's reputation as one of the foremost comics of his generation...
Info and Tickets | More Comedy Tickets


Top Comedy Sellers (28/04/11 - 11/05/11):
1. Russell Kane, 2. Larry King, 3. Lee Evans, 4. Ed Byrne, 5. Stephen Merchant


- Music



Annie Mac Presents at The O2 Academy Brixton, London. Annie Mac Presents at The O2 Academy Brixton, information and tickets.  
Annie Mac Presents - The O2 Academy Brixton
Annie Mac Presents - which started in a single room at Fabric - reaches a new milestone in 2011. The May AMP party will move to the 5000 capacity Brixton Academy after 5 years of providing the nation with an entry point to the best of new electronic dance music...
Info and Tickets | More Music Tickets


Top Music Sellers (28/04/11 - 11/05/11):
1. Somerset House - Summer Series: Eels, 2. Emmylou Harris, 3. Two Door Cinema Club, 4. Airbourne, 5. Belle & Sebastian


- Theatre



Potted Potter, Garrick Theatre. Potted Potter, Garrick Theatre, information and tickets.  
Potted Potter - Garrick Theatre
All seven Harry Potter books in seventy minutes. Watch CBBC's Dan and Jeff take on the ultimate challenge, with the help of endless costumes, brilliant songs, ridiculous props, and a generous helping of Hogwarts magic...
Info and Tickets | More Musical Tickets | More Play Tickets


Top Theatre Sellers (28/04/11 - 11/05/11):
1. Shrek The Musical, 2. Love Never Dies, 3. The Lion King, 4. Lend Me a Tenor: The Musical, 5. Billy Elliot




Competition



Win Win Competition  
Win Win
Disheartened attorney Mike Flaherty (Giamatti), who moonlights as a high school wrestling coach, stumbles across a star athlete through some questionable business dealings while trying to support his family.
Click here for your chance to win | More competitions




London Accommodation



Rubens at the Palace - Buckingham Palace (5*). Rubens at the Palace - Buckingham Palace, London. 5 Star Hotel  
Rubens at the Palace - Buckingham Palace (5*)
The Rubens prides itself on luxury. Sumptuously nestled close to St James's Park, the hotel offers all the peace you could wish for without compromising on easy access to tourist sites...
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Hotel 41, Buckingham Palace Road (5*). Hotel 41, Buckingham Palace Road. 5 Star Hotel  
Hotel 41, Buckingham Palace Road (5*)
Even the marble and panelled entrance to 41 won't prepare you for the sheer luxury of the hotel. From the executive club lounge to the cellar of fine wine, 41 strives to pamper its guests....
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Strand Palace Hotel - Westminster. Strand Palace Hotel - Westminster 3* Hotel  
Strand Palace Hotel - Westminster (3*)
Perfect for those wanting to explore the city. Many of London's famous landmarks are close by, including Leicester Square, Covent Garden and Theatreland...
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Avni Hotel London - South Kensington. Avni Hotel London - South Kensington (3 Star Hotel)  
Avni Hotel London - South Kensington (3* Hotel)
If you're looking for a stylish, affordable hotel in fashionable South Kensington, Avni Hotel London is ideal. As this hotel was completely renovated in 2006, you will have all the amenities you need at your fingertips...
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Top Hotel Sellers (28/04/11 - 11/05/11):
1. Hammersmith Rooms - Hammersmith (Quality Rooms), 2. European Hotel - Kings Cross (2 Star Bed and Breakfast), 3. The Central - Plaistow (Budget Rooms), 4. Queens Hotel London - Crystal Palace (2 Star Hotel), 5. Hyde Park Superior Apartments - Bayswater (3 Star Apartment)






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