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The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader (PG). Twentieth Century Fox

The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader
There's action and adventure ahoy in the third book of CS Lewis's enchanting Narnia series, published back in the 1950s. Following on from the daring escapades of Prince Caspian, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader sets sail without the two eldest Pevensie children, Peter and Susan...
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Diary: Knickers to Christmas, Pants to Presents

They give you enough socks, but relatives aren't so quick to hand out the underpants come Christmas time.

"I thought these G-strings would suit you," Aunty Pat would never say.

"Why don't you try them on in front of the fire where it's nice and warm?"

That special purchase is reserved for that someone special, which means women end up with cupboards full of whore's drawers and men have a collection of kecks decorated with dopey reindeer.

On the plus side, when you've left all your favourite smalls to rot in the washing machine, you always know there's a clean pair tucked away, albeit it a pair with a big red nose amusingly plastered all over your own big, red...

That's why it was so sad to find out this week that 25% of London's men don't change their underpants every day. As an index of Yuletide loneliness, that takes some beating.

This is the time of year to think of others. So what better way to do so than urge all relatives to buy single men undies featuring cartoon Christmassy animals covering a man's prized possession?

"I could even swear it glows," as Aunty Pat would say. The halo, she means.

- David Clee

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- Cinema

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. Twentieth Century FoxBlockbuster of the Week: The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader (PG)
Starring: Will Poulter, Skandar Keynes, Georgie Henley, Tilda Swinton
Lucy and Edmund are staying with their cousin Eustace Scrubb...
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Somewhere. © 2010 Universal Studios. ALL RIGHTS RESERVEDCritics' Choice of the Week: Somewhere (15)
Starring: Michelle Monaghan, Elle Fanning, Benicio Del Toro
Film star Johnny Marco has taken up permanent residence in room 59 of the Chateau Marmont hotel...
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Johnny Depp as Frank Tupelo in The Tourist. Photo Credit: Peter Mountain. © 2010 GK Films, LLC. All Rights Reserved.Drama of the Week: The Tourist (12A)
Starring: Johnny Depp, Timothy Dalton, Paul Bettany, Angelina Jolie
American tourist Frank Tupelo heads to Europe on a whim to mend his broken heart...
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- Classical and Dance

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland at the Royal Opera House. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland at the Royal Opera House, information and ticketsAlice's Adventures in Wonderland - Royal Opera House
The world premiere of a new full-length ballet created by Christopher Wheeldon for The Royal Ballet is a major highlight of the entire Season...
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- Comedy

Dylan Moran - HMV Hammersmith Apollo, London. Dylan Moran  ticketsDylan Moran - HMV Hammersmith Apollo
Star of Black Books, one of the best sitcoms of recent years, and Sean of the Dead, one of the best films, Irish funnyman Dylan Moran is also one of the best live performers on the circuit...
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Top Comedy Sellers (25/11/10 - 08/12/10):
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- Music

Katy Perry Tickets. Katy Perry at HMV Hammersmith Apollo on 17, 18 and 19 March 2011. Photo Credit: thomascrenshaw. C.C.LicenseKaty Perry - London's HMV Hammersmith Apollo
Katy Perry will be setting off on her biggest World tour soon and returns to our fine shores March 2011...
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Top Music Sellers (25/11/10 - 08/12/10):
1. The Pogues, 2. London Community Gospel Choir, 3. The Saturdays, 4. Paul McCartney, 5. Brian Wilson

- Theatre

Flashdance - Shaftesbury Theatre

Flashdance - Shaftesbury Theatre
Sparks will fly this year as the West End Premiere of Flashdance The Musical explodes onto the stage...
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Top Theatre Sellers (25/11/10 - 08/12/10):
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London Accommodation

The Brown's Hotel - Mayfair (5*)

The Brown's Hotel - Mayfair (5*)
London's oldest operating five-star hotel, Brown's is a national treasure, exemplifying understated English charm and character...
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The Melia White House Hotel - Regents Park (4 Star Hotel)

The Melia White House Hotel - Regents Park (4* Hotel)
High levels of facilities, including a health and fitness centre, and service coupled with a fine restaurant and handy central location make for an excellent choice of London hotel...
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Abcone Hotel London - South Kensington (3 Star Hotel)

Abcone Hotel London - South Kensington (3* Hotel)
Ideally situated in a quiet residential street in the exclusive Kensington district, just minutes from world class attractions including the Science and Natural History museums...
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Dover Hotel London - Victoria (3 Star Bed and Breakfast)

Dover Hotel London - Victoria (3* B&B)
Dover Hotel London is a budget hotel with plenty to offer its guests. It is ideal for those who want to see the city sights in an inexpensive way...
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Top Hotels Sellers (25/11/10 - 08/12/10):
1. The Belgravia Hotel - Victoria (Quality Rooms), 2. Sleeping Beauty Hotel - Leyton (3 Star Hotel), 3. Barkston Rooms - Earls Court (Budget Rooms), 4. Montana Hotel - Kings Cross (3 Star B&B), 5. Elizabeth House Hotel London - Victoria (2 Star Hotel)

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