Bateaux London. Lunch and Dinner Jazz Cruises on the Thames. Photo Credit: nImAdestiny. C.C.License

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Bateaux London. Lunch and Dinner Jazz Cruises on the Thames. Photo Credit: ** Maurice **. C.C.License

Bateaux London: Lunch and Dinner Jazz Cruises
Imagine gliding past London's most iconic sites and landmarks whilst enjoying great cuisine and live music. The stunning views encompass the London Eye, Tate Modern, St Paul's Cathedral, the Tower of London and Tower Bridge.
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London Flower Shows 2011. Information and tickets for London Flower Shows. Photo Credit: I'm getting a buzz - *Micky. C.C.License.

London Flower Shows 2011
Flower shows reveal London's finest in horticulture and garden-living. Get your tickets to this years flower shows quickly - they're snapped up fast.
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BigHappyVideo.com: Latest Video Laughs - Zombies Attack London

Video Funnies
Let's start with the frightening, yet funny, Zombies Attack London. Looking to Europe we've Naked Protest In Berlin and the Incredible Prague Light Show. Next up there's the illuminating (if sweary) Cat vs Printer - The Translation and finally the eagerly awaited Get Yourself A Buddy App.
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Top Attractions Sellers (14/10/10 - 27/10/10):
1. The London Eye, 2. Ice Skating, 3. Thames Cruises, 4. Tower of London, 5. London Dungeon



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Diary: Boy George Could Lead Sir Cliff Astray

When nice and cuddly famous people like the BBC weatherman who gave his colleagues the finger and Stephen Fry, who likes to read porn out loud in the pub, get away with swearing, naughtier celebs have to up the ante to get noticed.

Step forward Boy George whose fashion line, called B-Rude, gives him something to live up to. This week he didn't disappoint. Not just the F-word, but the F-word at a f*cking charity event.

"Shut the f*ck up, you rude ****!" he told a member of the audience at the Embassy club in Mayfair, there to raise cash for meningitis research. For even greater effect, he then tipped his drink all over the poor woman.

Now the video is all over the internet. Job done. Whether Pete Doherty and Liam Gallagher can beat that is up for debate, but the more startling concern is that Saint Cliff Richard could pick up George's habits when the odd couple go on tour together next month.

"They won't, actually, ever be sharing a stage," said Cliff's agent.

"Or anything else, for that matter." Thank f*ck for that.

- David Clee

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Entertainment

See below for what's currently happening in and around London:
Cinema | Classical | Comedy | Music | Theatre

- Cinema

Burke & Hare. Entertainment Films UKBlockbuster of the Week: Burke & Hare (15)
Starring: Simon Pegg, Isla Fisher, Andy Serkis, Christopher Lee
19th century Irish entrepreneurs William Burke and William Hare are always looking for quick and easy ways to line their pockets...
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The Kids Are All Right. Photo Credit: Suzanne Tenner. Copyright: © 2009 Overture Films, LLC. All Rights Reserved.Critic's Choice of the Week: The Kids Are All Right (15)
Starring: Annette Bening, Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo
Control freak doctor Nic and her long-term partner Jules have each raised a child, Joni and Laser...
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Gina Holden stars as Joyce in SAW 3D. Photo credit: Brooke Palmer. LionsgateHorror Movie of the Week: Saw 3D (18)
Starring: Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Sean Patrick Flanery
Devious serial killer Jigsaw may have died but his legacy lives on...
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See Also:
A-Z of London Cinemas, A-Z of London Films, A-Z of UK Cinemas, A-Z of UK Films, Top 10 Movies, New Films This Week, Forthcoming Releases



- Classical and Dance

The Nutcracker - The London ColiseumThe Nutcracker - The London Coliseum
Journey back in time with English National Ballet to a frost-covered, gas lit world and join Clara, her Nutcracker doll and the magician Drosselmeyer in this traditional, festive tale for all the family...
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Top Classical and Dance Sellers (14/10/10 - 27/10/10):
1. Sylvia, 2. Romeo et Juliette, 3. Strictly Come Dancing, 4. Cinderella, 5. Rigoletto



- Comedy

Jimmy Carr - O2 Academy Brixton and Hammersmith Apollo. Jimmy Carr ticketsJimmy Carr - O2 Academy Brixton and Hammersmith Apollo
Jimmy Carr gets everywhere on TV, mainly because he's funny, but he's on the radio too, and he was also the first comic to perform live in Second Life...
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Top Comedy Sellers (14/10/10 - 27/10/10):
1. Peter Kay, 2. Lee Mack, 3. Ross Noble, 4. Jongleurs Comedy Club, 5. Mark Watson



- Music

The Pretty Reckless - The O2 Shepherds Bush Empire, London. Information and Tickets.The Pretty Reckless - The O2 Shepherds Bush Empire
Taylor Momsen and her rock band The Pretty Reckless, have certainly made an impression on the music scene this year...
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Top Music Sellers (14/10/10 - 27/10/10):
1. The Pogues, 2. Arcade Fire, 3. Rodrigo y Gabriela, 4. Darwin Deez, 5. Linkin Park



- Theatre

The Rivals - Haymarket Theatre Royal

The Rivals - Haymarket Theatre Royal
It's 1775 and the fashionable world descends on Bath, to take the waters, show off their finery, enjoy the gossip and pursue romance...
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Top Theatre Sellers (14/10/10 - 27/10/10):
1. Thriller - Live, 2. Oliver!, 3. Jersey Boys, 4. We Will Rock You, 5. Dirty Dancing

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Competition

Martyn Joseph Competition

Martyn Joseph
Win one of three copies of Martyn Joseph CD...
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London Accommodation

Westbury Hotel - Mayfair (5*)

Westbury Hotel - Mayfair (5*)
Amidst the elegance and affluence of prestigious Mayfair, the Westbury Hotel is a vision of high class luxury...
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Dolphin House Apartments - Victoria (4*)

Dolphin House Apartments - Victoria (4*)
Located in Westminster and only a short journey from central London, Dolphin House Apartments are ideal for anybody visiting London...
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Comfort Inn Victoria - Victoria (3*)

Comfort Inn Victoria - Victoria (3*)
Comfort Inn Victoria is a pleasant hotel, located within walking distance of some of London's major attractions, including Buckingham Palace...
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Fitzroy Hotel - Marylebone (1* Bed & Breakfast)

Fitzroy Hotel - Marylebone (1* B&B)
If all you need is somewhere in Central London to sleep, Fitzroy Hotel is a cheap London bed and breakfast with an enviable location...
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Top Hotels Sellers (14/10/10 - 27/10/10):
1. Beit Hall - South Kensington (Quality Rooms), 2. Alexandra Hotel - Paddington (3 Star Hotel), 3. Barkston Rooms - Earls Court (Budget Rooms), 4. Queens Hotel London - Crystal palace (2 Star Hotel), 5. Northumberland House - Strand (Quality Rooms)

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