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Hampton Court Palace, London
Hampton Court Palace promises a magical journey back through 500 years of royal history. Discover the magnificent State Apartments of Henry VIII and William III, explore 60 acres of immaculate riverside gardens and lose yourself in the world-famous maze...
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Top Attractions Sellers (22/07/10 - 04/08/10):
1. London Eye, 2. Buckingham Palace, 3. London Zoo, 4. Tower of London, 5. London Aquarium

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Diary: On the Painful Twists and Turns of Fate

On the Painful Twists and Turns of Fate. Trafalgar Square Maze, London. Photoo credit: Magnus D. C.C.License.

Late night in town, walking down Charing Cross Road, bladder full, it was obviously time to take advantage of the Trafalgar Square maze.

If anyone in uniform suspected what you were up to, they'd have to pick their way through the fiendish puzzle and by that time it would be bladder empty and the kind of "What me Guv?" expression sported by Naomi Campbell in The Hague.

In my dreams. Sadly, our newest attraction shuts at 8pm (and closes for good on Friday), so here's a message to you Rooney: if you're caught short down our way, do the right thing and piss up the wall of the National Gallery.

Of course, I don't mean that last bit. But the agonising incident did remind me of being little and desperate and stuck in Hampton Court's much bigger maze.

Just be good and hold on for a few minutes more. I'm sure we've been this way before Mum. Your father says he knows what he's doing. He did and I remained intact, like the other night when I swear to the judge that I remembered the facilities at Charing Cross station just in time.

- David Clee

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KNIGHT & DAY TM and © 2009 Twentieth Century Fox and Regency EnterprisesBlockbuster of the Week: Knight And Day (12A)
Starring: Cameron Diaz, Tom Cruise, Jordi Molla, Peter Sarsgaardi
June Havens is an unassuming Midwestern gal, who is in the wrong place at the wrong time...
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Cats & Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore. Warner bros.Family Movie of the Week: Cats & Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore (U)
Starring: Christina Applegate, Nick Nolte, James Marsden
After years in hiding, Kitty Galore breaks cover...
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STEP UP 3D. Ph: K.C. Bailey. © 2009 Summit Entertainment, LLC. All rights reserved.Dance Movie of the Week: Step Up 3D (12A)
Starring: Sharni Vinson, Adam G Sevani, Alyson Stoner
Luke is an aspiring filmmaker, who owns a warehouse in New York City called The Vault...
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- Classical and Dance

Don Giovanni - London ColiseumDon Giovanni - London Coliseum
An outstanding cast is led by Iain Paterson as the legendary sexaholic...
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- Comedy

Kevin Bridges - HMV Hammersmith Apollo, London. Information and ticketsKevin Bridges - HMV Hammersmith Apollo
The Glaswegian stand up comic brings his dry wit to Hammersmith...
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- Music

Guns N' Roses - The O2 Arena, London. Information and Tickets. Picture: Chinese DemocracyGuns N' Roses - The O2 Arena
One of the greatest Rock bands of all time announces UK arena shows on the next leg of their mammoth Chinese Democracy World Tour...
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Top Music Sellers (22/07/10 - 04/08/10):
1. Motörhead, 2. Band Of Skulls, 3. Flawless, 4. Paloma Faith, 5. We Are Scientists

- Theatre

Room On The Broom - Garrick Theatre

Room On The Broom - Garrick Theatre
A spellbinding new adventure from the creators of The Gruffalo...
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Top Theatre Sellers (22/07/10 - 04/08/10):
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London Accommodation

Wyndham Grand Hotel - Chelsea Harbour (5*)

Wyndham Grand Hotel - Chelsea Harbour (5*)
The ideal base from which to explore London's sites such as Buckingham Palace, Big Ben and Harrods...
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Hampstead Suites - West Hampstead (4*)

Hampstead Suites - West Hampstead (4*)
Stay at Hampstead Suites in West Hampstead where you can book a bright room for a surprisingly affordable price...
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Surtees Hotel - Victoria (2*)

Surtees Hotel - Victoria (2*)
Surtees Hotel provides cheap hotel accommodation near Victoria Station and Buckingham Palace...
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Classic Hotel - Paddington (2* Bed and Breakfast)

Classic Hotel - Paddington (2* Bed and Breakfast)
There are loads of tourist attractions within walking distance of Classic Hotel, including Hyde Park, Marble Arch and Oxford Street...
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