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Fat Tire Bike Tours, London
The perfect experience for both those new to the city and London veterans. For the beginners, this tour offers a fantastic orientation and provides an opportunity to see all of the sites on your list. For the veterans, we're positive you'll learn new facts and stories about London...
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Can't get enough of goat videos at the moment. Who can blame us when you've got this classy pair; Talking Goats and best of all Spitting Goat. Elsewhere we feature Victorian Ladies on Bicycles (1899), a humiliating Skateboard Faceplant and a trailer for Jackie Chan's remake of The Karate Kid .
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Top Attractions Sellers (08/07/10 - 21/07/10):
1. London Eye, 2. Buckingham Palace, 3. Tower of London, 4. Bateaux Dinner Cruise, 5. Original London Sightseeing Tour



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Diary: Adrien Brody vs. Alistair McGowan

The trouble with Adrien Brody, who stars in Splice, this week's big release, is that he looks just like Alistair McGowan.

They're so similar that I reckon Brody got McGowan to fill in for him in his other current film, Predators, when he realised he'd double booked. Clever move and it's one also employed by England flop Wayne Rooney, who clearly got clumsy old Shrek to cover for him at the World Cup while he went on his holidays.

Saddam Hussein was probably the most famous employer of body doubles from the merry world of politics, but who knows if other world leaders aren't doing the same right now?

Some wouldn't go as far as David Cameron and have, in Nick Clegg, a mini-me act-alike as his deputy PM, but for all we know the pre-election nice-guy Barak Obama is locked in the basement of the White House, while his evil stand-in orders more death in Afghanistan.

When he's done shooting aliens, I'm sure impressionist McGowan could take a turn as Obama. All he'd need is a quick DNA splice from his pal Brody to sort out the skin tone issue and we'd have a politician who could be all things to all men. Oh.

- David Clee

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Entertainment

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- Cinema

Adrien Brody as Clive in Splice. Optimum ReleasingBlockbuster of the Week: Splice (15)
Starring: Adrien Brody, Delphine Chaneac, Sarah Polley
Brilliant scientists Clive Nicoli and Elsa Kast have been splicing DNA from different animals...
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CATHERINE ZETA-JONES as Sandy in THE REBOUND. Momentum PicturesRomCom of the Week: The Rebound (15)
Starring: Justin Bartha, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Joanna Gleason
Sandy is a 40-year-old yummy mummy whose world implodes when she discovers footage of her husband Frank engaged in a sexual act...
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City Island. Image Not AvailableCritics' Choice of the Week: City Island (12A)
Starring: Andy Garcia, Julianna Margulies, Emily Mortimer
Vince is a prison guard living on City Island, who dreams of treading the boards...
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- Classical and Dance

Zayed and the Dream - London ColiseumZayed and the Dream - London Coliseum
History meets art in the legendary story of seven horsemen travellers in the sands of time on a journey in search of the one who will forever leave his mark on the Arabian desert...
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Top Classical and Dance Sellers (08/07/10 - 21/07/10):
1. Swan Lake, 2. The Nutcracker, 3. Cinderella, 4. Faust, 5. Como No! presents Carlos Acosta



- Comedy

Blithe Spirit - Apollo TheatreBlithe Spirit - Apollo Theatre
Noel Coward's 1941 comedy Blithe Spirit centres on novelist Charles Condomine and his second wife Ruth who are literally haunted by a past relationship...
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Top Comedy Sellers (08/07/10 - 21/07/10):
1. Big Night Out In Covent Garden, 4 World Class Comedians, 2. Russell Peters, 3. Tim Minchin, 4. Greg Davies, 5. Ricky Gervais



- Music

The Script - Hmv Hammersmith Apollo, London. Information and Tickets.The Script - Hmv Hammersmith Apollo
1.8 million album selling Dublin superstars The Script have announced a six-date UK tour for September to coincide with the release of their hugely anticipated second album Science & Faith, out September 13th...
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Top Music Sellers (08/07/10 - 21/07/10):
1. Amy Macdonald, 2. Echo And The Bunnymen, 3. James, 4. Sting, 5. Ian Hunter



- Theatre

Birdsong - The Comedy Theatre

Birdsong - The Comedy Theatre
Based on Sebastian Faulks's international best-selling novel, the play tells the story of one man's journey through an all consuming love affair and into the horror of the First World War...
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Top Theatre Sellers (08/07/10 - 21/07/10):
1. Sister Act, 2. Billy Elliot, 3. Phantom of the Opera, 4. Wicked, 5. Dirty Dancing



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Competition

Temple Island Competition

Temple Island
Win one of five gifts set of unique homeware products from the Temple Island Collection....
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London Accommodation

Brown's Hotel - Mayfair (5*)

Brown's Hotel - Mayfair (5*)
Sophistication and Classic English style are the hallmarks of the legendary Brown's Hotel and has undergone a recent multi-million pound refurbishment...
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Marriott County Hall - Westminster (4*)

Marriott County Hall - Westminster (4*)
If you're looking for a luxurious four star hotel with breathtaking views over the River Thames towards Big Ben and the House of Parliament then Marriott County Hall is the place for you...
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Queens Hotel London - Crystal palace (2*)

Queens Hotel London - Crystal palace (2*)
Somewhere cheap that allows you to escape from the noise of central London. Special offer: Double rooms with English breakfast from only £25 per person per night, parking included...
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Channins Hounslow Hotel - Feltham (2* Hotel)

Channins Hounslow Hotel - Feltham (2* Hotel)
If you don't fancy travelling into central London after a long flight to Heathrow Airport, stay at Channins Hounslow Hotel which is conveniently close...
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Top Hotels Sellers (08/07/10 - 21/07/10):
1. Barkston Rooms - Earls Court (Budget Rooms), 2. European Hotel - Kings Cross (2 Star B&B), 3. Equity Point Hostel - Paddington (Hostel), 4. Finsbury Residence - Islington (Budget Rooms), 5. Hyde Park Hostel - bayswater (Hostel)

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