Mia Wasikowska is Alice in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. © Disney Enterprises, Inc. All rights reserved.

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Johnny Depp is The Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland. © Disney Enterprises, Inc. All rights reserved.

Alice In Wonderland 3D (PG)
Combining a unique aesthetic, conjured from his twisted imagination, with dark humour and heartfelt emotion, Tim Burton has remained a visionary in a sea of profit-driven conformity...
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London Flower Shows 2010
Flower shows reveal London's finest in horticulture and garden-living. Get your tickets to this years flower shows quickly - they're snapped up fast...
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Top Attractions Sellers (18/02/10 - 03/03/10):
1. London Eye, 2. Buckingham Palace, 3. Madame Tussauds, 4. Bateaux Lunch Cruise, 5. Bateaux Sunday Lunch Jazz Cruise



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Diary: Cat and Mouse with Cheryl and Andy

Vermin have been found all over Theatreland and I'm not talking about ticket touts.

"Tonight, over 600 actors and stage managers will go to work knowing that they will probably see and smell vermin, both living and decomposing, in their workplace," were the stark words of Christine Payne of Equity, the actor's union which ran a survey on infestation in West End theatres.

Mice seem to have a particular thing for leading ladies: one had her lipstick used; another found her top had been chewed.

You can understand the yeuch! reaction to these intrusions, but it could be the rodents are just being friendly. In all likelihood they feel empathy for the actors and think that a little playfulness will help steady the nerves.

See where I'm going here? A musical set back-stage in a provincial theatre where a performer on the way up is in love with a bounder who treats her bad and holds her back.

Off the top of my head their names could be Cheryl and Andy. Enter Simon the Rat, with a nice, if slopey, shoulder to cry on. His large, if disgusting, family helps her escape via the sewerage system, from which she emerges, blinking into the footlights of a big West End show. Cats, obviously.

- David Clee

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Entertainment

See below for what's currently happening in and around London:
Cinema | Classical | Comedy | Music | Theatre

- Cinema

Mia Wasikowska as Alice in Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland. ©Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.Blockbuster of the Week: Alice In Wonderland 3D (PG)
Starring: Mia Wasikowska, Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp
As a child, Alice Kingsley ventured down the rabbit hole and made fantastical new friends...
Showing At These Cinemas | Watch Trailer

Chloe. Optimum ReleasingThriller of the Week: Chloe (15)
Starring: Amanda Seyfried, Julianne Moore, Liam Neeson
Catherine is fed up with the seemingly endless liaisons of her philandering husband David...
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Ondine. ParamountDrama of the Week: Ondine (12A)
Starring: Colin Farrell, Tony Curran, Dervla Kirwan
Irish fisherman Syraceuse is struggling to raise his young daughter Annie, who requires kidney dialysis...
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See Also:
A-Z of London Cinemas, A-Z of London Films, A-Z of UK Cinemas, A-Z of UK Films, Cinema News, Top 10 Movies, New Films This Week, Forthcoming Releases, Interviews



- Classical and Dance

Aida - Royal Opera HouseAida - Royal Opera House
This is a society from long ago, ordered by ritual, obesessed with death, driven by war and power...
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Top Classical and Dance Sellers (18/02/10 - 03/03/10):
1. Swan Lake, 2. Tosca, 3. Cinderella, 4. Magia de la Danza, 5. Carmen



- Comedy

Jongleurs Comedy - Richmond TheatreJongleurs Comedy - Richmond Theatre
Enjoy two hours of top stand-up with the biggest and brightest stars on the comedy circuit...
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Top Comedy Sellers (18/02/10 - 03/03/10):
1. Dara O'Briain, 2. Peter Kay, 3. Ricky Gervais, 4. Frankie Boyle, 5. John Bishop



- Music

The King Blues. Photo: Save The World, Get The GirlThe King Blues
2009 saw the King Blues score their biggest hit to date with Save The World, Get The Girl...
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Top Music Sellers (18/02/10 - 03/03/10):
1. Jack Johnson, 2. Ash, 3. Chris Rea, 4. Joshua Radin, 5. Gift Of Gab



- Theatre

Merchants Of Bollywood - Peacock TheatreMerchants Of Bollywood - Peacock Theatre
The Merchants of Bollywood charts the history of the world's largest and most prolific film industry...
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Top Theatre Sellers (18/02/10 - 03/03/10):
1. Sister Act, 2. Disney's The Lion King, 3. We Will Rock You, 4. Les Miserables, 5. Hairspray



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Competition

No One Knows About Persian Cats CompetitionNo One Knows About Persian Cats Competition
Win one of three pairs of tickets to see No One Knows About Persian Cats at the Ritzy Brixton Cinema on March 23...
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London Accommodation

Hotel Russell, London - Russell Square (4*)

Hotel Russell, London - Russell Square (4*)
The hotel sits proudly at 1-8 Russell Square right in the heart of Bloomsbury, an ideal base for your break in London...
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Byron Hotel - Bayswater (3*)

Byron Hotel - Bayswater (3*)
The Byron Hotel is a charming property providing modern standards of comfort in traditional surroundings...
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Wardonia Hotel - Kings Cross (2* B&B)

Wardonia Hotel - Kings Cross (2* B&B)
Ideal if you don't want to waste your budget on a hotel room that you are only going to spend a few hours a night in...
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Park House Hostel London - Earls Court (Hostel)

Park House Hostel London - Earls Court (Hostel)
This women-only hostel in the heart of Earls Court offers you key card access, 24 onsite staffing and security cameras, for your peace of mind...
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Top Hotels Sellers (18/02/10 - 03/03/10):
1. Hyde Park Quality Apartments - Bayswater (3* Apartment), 2. Lidos Hotel - Victoria (1* Hotel), 3. Pimlico Inn - Victoria(Budget Hotel), 4. President Hotel London - Bloomsbury (3* Hotel), 5. Earls Court Studios - Earls Court (3* Studios)

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