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MasterChef LIVE - London Olympia
The perfect day out for any food lover - packed to the brim with first class entertainment, inspiration and hundreds of speciality producers...
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Chelsea v Arsenal (6th February 2010)
Get tickets to one of the biggest football matches of the Premier League calendar for the meeting of London's two most successful clubs of recent years. In the same Stamford Bridge fixture in 2008, Arsenal shocked hosts Chelsea to win 2-1, but the Blues beat the Gunners twice in other games last season. So, plenty of revenge for both teams to seek...
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Video Funnies
We blast off this week with the Root vegetable cannon followed up Myleene Klass's Go And Sing with Cartoonito, get a little saucy with Who Says Naturism is Wrong? and wind up with the Halloween themed Let Down, Charlie Brown! (Radiohead vs. Peanuts)...
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Top Attractions Sellers (01/10/09 - 14/10/09):
1. London Eye, 2. Ice skating, 3. Michael Jackson: The Official Exhibition, 4. Moctezuma: Aztec Ruler, 5. Tower of London



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Diary: Riding Around the Twitter Loop


"Been out of Twitter loop for few days, feel so out of touch! Whats been happening? Whos in, whos out?" asks @Lumacoustics on the @LondonNet Twitter feed.

It's a familiar feeling to the sad cases amongst us who canít help but check up on Twitter all the time. But a few days? A few seconds would have me in a cold sweat.

To answer Lumacoustics (and give us an excuse to read even more tweets), today, 15 October, there's been reaction to Boris Johnson's fare increase. "oh how nice to see bus and tran fares are going up AGAIN, plus cngestion charge up to £10...ouch," says @madaleigh in a typical response.

@SuaveRepublique takes a harder line. "Hilarious straw haired buffoon, great, but right here's where you start paying," is his take. Luckily, @miss_terri has hatched a plan so she won't have to pay said "straw-haired buffoon". "I think I'm going to start taking a horse and cart around town," she says.

The authorities don't like that insurrectionary talk, though, as @ianvisitsreports that heís, "Just seen what looked like four small army boats heading into central London. Is there a coup?"

Keep your head down, miss teri, whatever you do, but choose a position under the duvet that lets you see out the window, because, as @promsell says, itís a "beautiful morning here in london we are having a very good autumn".

I always like to end on an upbeat when I read Twitter, which is why I left out @rahaaas disturbing tweet about a "Lady at 'reception' of Soho strip bar eating a kebab. Dear god, that will stay with me".

You can follow LondonNet tweets at: @LondonNet

- David Clee

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Entertainment

See below for what's currently happening in and around London:
Cinema | Classical | Comedy | Music | Theatre

- Cinema

The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus. Lionsgate FilmsBlockbuster of the Week: The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus
Starring: Andrew Garfield, Tom Waits, Christopher Plummer, Colin Farrell, Heath Ledger
Immortal soothsayer Dr Parnassus bargained with the Devil...
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VINCE VAUGHN is Dave in Couples Retreat. Photo Credit: Universal Pictures. Copyright: ©2008 Universal Studios. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.Comedy of the Week: Couples Retreat
Starring: Malin Akerman, Jon Favreau, Kristin Davis, Vince Vaughn
Jason and Cynthia are contemplating a divorce..
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Pontypool. No Image AvailableThriller of the Week: Pontypool
Starring: Stephen McHattie, Lisa Houle, Georgina Reilly, Hrant Alianak
Radio DJ Grant Mazzy struggles through the winter snow...
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See Also:
A-Z of London Films, A-Z of London Cinemas, A-Z of UK Cinemas, Cinema News, Top 10 Movies, New Films This Week, Forthcoming Releases, Interviews



- Classical and Dance

Les 7 Doigts de la Main: Traces - New Wimbledon TheatreLes 7 Doigts de la Main: Traces - New Wimbledon Theatre
Traces is a high energy, dazzling display of urban acrobatics...
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Top Classical and Dance Sellers (01/10/09 - 14/10/09):
1. The Nutcracker, 2. Swan Lake, 3. Sleeping Beauty, 4. The Snowman, 5. Turandot



- Comedy

Lee Mack: Going Out - HMV Apollo HammersmithLee Mack: Going Out - HMV Apollo Hammersmith
Lee Mack returns to the live stage with a hotly anticipated new show...
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Top Comedy Sellers (01/10/09 - 14/10/09):
1. The Comedy Store, 2. Jimmy Carr, 3. Eddie Izzard, 4. Ed Byrne: Different Class, 5. Dylan Moran: What It Is



- Music

The Sunshine Underground. Photo Credit: aldenchadwick. C.C.LicenseThe Sunshine Underground - Koko
Following a string of festival dates and sold-out tours throughout 2009...
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Top Music Sellers (01/10/09 - 14/10/09):
1. The Pogues, 2. Madness, 3. Rammstein, 4. X Factor Live, 5. Lily Allen



- Theatre

The Rat Pack Live from Las Vegas - Adelphi TheatreThe Rat Pack Live from Las Vegas - Adelphi Theatre
Take a trip back in time to the glamorous, glitzy nights of Las Vegas...
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Top Theatre Sellers (01/10/09 - 14/10/09):
1. Wicked, 2. Mamma Mia!, 3. Thriller Live!, 4. Stomp, 5. We Will Rock You



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Competition

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Win one of three copies of State Of Play on Blu-ray...
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London Accommodation

Sanderson - Oxford Street (5*)

Sanderson - Oxford Street (5*)
Located in North Soho, Sanderson is Ian Schrager's second London hotel designed by Philippe Starck...
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Oxford Hotel London - Earls Court (3*)

Oxford Hotel London - Earls Court (3*)
Located in a quiet tree lined street not far from the Earls Court Exhibition Centre and Earls Court Tube Station...
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Weardowney Guesthouse - Marylebone (4* Bed and Breakfast)

Weardowney Guesthouse - Marylebone (4* B & B)
Weardowney Guesthouse is a small boutique property in Marylebone, just a short stroll from Regent's Park...
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House 519 - Docklands (Budget Apartments)

House 519 - Docklands (Budget Apartments)
Benefit from the combination of convenient accommodation and excellent location...
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Top Hotels Sellers (01/10/09 - 14/10/09):
1. Lord Kensington Hotel - Earls Court (3 Star Bed and Breakfast), 2. Lexham Gardens Hotel - Earls Court (3 Star Hotel), 3. Belmont and Astoria Hotel - Paddington (3 Star Bed and Breakfast), 4. Bridge Park Hotel - Harlesden (2 Star Hotel), 5. Queens Hotel London - Crystal Palace (2 Star Hotel)

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