Hellboy (RON PERLMAN), Liz (SELMA BLAIR) and Abe (DOUG JONES) prepare for battle with the ruthless Golden Army in Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Photo Credit: Double Negative / Egon Endrenyi(liz and Hellboy picture). Copyright: 2008 Universal Studios. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

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Hellboy II: The Golden Army (12A)

Unstoppable monster Wink does damage in the next chapter of the franchise known for its signature blend of action, humor and character-based spectacle--Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Photo Credit: Universal Pictures. Copyright: 2007 Universal Studios. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.The sequel to Guillermo del Toro's 2004 fantasy, based on Mike Mignola's acclaimed Dark Horse Comics series, is every bit as fast and furious as its predecessor, melding dazzling production design with wry humour and impressive set pieces...

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LondonNet Sport. Photo Credit: autumn_bliss. C.C.LicenseCheck out LondonNet's brand new sport section, which lets you find tickets for all your favourite events, from football to cricket to horse racing. Can't miss the next big game? Feel like having your own seat at the championships? Let our listings help you find the best in athletics....
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Top Attraction Sellers:
(07/08/08 - 20/08/08)

1. London Eye
2. Summer Opening of the State Rooms
3. Madame Tussauds
4. Summer Opening of Parliament
5. Tutankhamun Exhibitition


Gold Medal for Pessimism

About the only way Britain could move further up the Olympic gold medal table is if there were gongs handed out for moaning.

I like a good moan as much as the next true-born Brit, especially a moan about moaning obviously, but you would have thought this was one fortnight in which the whingers would have stopped their mouths.

Instead, curled-lip comments involving tax-payers cash greet Britain's record medal mountain, and the mouth-watering prospect of the next Games coming to this city is anticipated the way residents of Tiblisi look forward to a visit of Russian tanks.

In all likelihood the theme tune at the 2012 opening ceremony will be London Bridge is Falling Down, the Olympic flame will start a second Great Fire of London and Gordon Brown will still be Prime Minister.

- David Clee


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Theatre | Music | Classical | Cinema


Our House
New Wimbledon Theatre

Our House - New Winbledon TheatreOur House didn't just win the Olivier Award for Best Musical, it was an instant smash hit. Starring original X-Factor winner Steve Brookstein, this touching tale of life and love, heartbreak and comedy, right and wrong, is bursting with non-stop classic hits from everyone's favourite 80s pop group, Madness...
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Top Theatre Sellers:
(07/08/08 - 20/08/08)

4. Disney's The Lion King
2. We Will Rock You
2. Mamma Mia!
1. The Phantom of the Opera
5. Monty Python's Spamalot

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Katy Perry
Monto Water Rats - 10 September 2008
Scala - 24 September 2008

Katy Perry. Photo Credit: medigirol. C.C.LicenseShe's dominating the UK singles charts with I Kissed a Girl, and she'll spend two nights in London singing about smooches. Raised by two pastors in California, the singer released a Christian album in 2001 before going pop. Her sassy lyrics have earned her comparisons to Lily Allen, Avril Lavigne and Alanis Morissette...
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Top Music Sellers:
(07/08/08 - 20/08/08)

1. Madonna
2. R.E.M.
3. Kings Of Leon
4. Coldplay
5. Jagjit Singh

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Classical and Dance

La Calisto Royal Opera House

La Calisto - Royal Opera HouseAn absolute triumph of early opera, Cavalli's La Calisto has all the baroque hallmarks of eloquent recitatives, sensuous arias and delightful dance rhythms combined with a witty story of comic sexual confusion between gods and mortals. It was first seen in 1651 and now becomes the first Cavalli opera ever to be performed by The Royal Opera...
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Top Classical and Dance Sellers:
(07/08/08 - 20/08/08)

1. The Nutcracker
2. The Sleeping Beauty
3. Swan Lake
4. Don Giovanni
5. Madam Butterfly

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LondonNet Blockbuster of the Week

Hellboy (RON PERLMAN) is the world's toughest, kitten-loving superhero in Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Photo Credit: Egon Endrenyi. Copyright: 2008 Universal Studios. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.Hellboy II: The Golden Army (12A)
Action (2008) 119mins US/Ger
Director: Guillermo del Toro
Starring: Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Luke Goss, Anna Walton, Jeffrey Tambor, John Hurt
Prince Nuada searches for the three shards of an ancient gold crown, which grants the wearer the power to control The Golden Army: hundreds of unstoppable fighting machines buried deep within the Earth. The final piece of the crown is in the possession of Nuada's sister Princess Nuala...
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Critics' Choice of the Week

Comedy of the Week

Somers Town. Optimum ReleasingSomers Town (12A)
Drama (2008) 71mins UK
Director: Shane Meadows
Starring: Piotr Jagiello, Thomas Turgoose, Ireneusz Czop, Elisa Lasowski, Perry Benson, Kate Dickie
Sixteen-year-old runaway Tommo arrives in London with a bag of clothes and a little cash to his name. Mugged for his belongings, he wanders the streets begging for food and shelter, eventually finding a friend in Polish immigrant Marek...
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STEVE CARELL stars as Maxwell Smart in Warner Bros. Pictures and Village Roadshow Pictures action comedy Get Smart, distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures. Photo Credit: Tracy Bennett. Copyright: 2007 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. All Rights ReservedGet Smart (12A)
Comedy (2008) 110mins US
Director: Peter Segal
Starring: Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, Dwayne Johnson, Alan Arkin, Terence Stamp, Ken Davitian, Terry Crews, David Koechner, James Caan
Maxwell Smart is a surveillance expert for secret US agency CONTROL, monitoring and deciphering conversations between counterparts from the Russian agency KAOS...
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Happy-Go-Lucky Competition

Happy-Go-Lucky CompetitionHappy-Go-Lucky on DVD, a laugh-out-loud comedy about having fun, looking for love and getting on with life...

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London Accommodation

4 of the Best

Westbury Hotel - Mayfair (5* Hotel)Westbury Hotel - Mayfair (5* Hotel)
Situated in the heart of Mayfair, the Westbury Hotel is the only hotel on Bond Street, located just a short distance from many cultural treasures, shopping areas, theatres as well as London's commercial centres...
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Fifty Four Boutique Hotel - South Kensington (4* Hotel)Fifty Four Boutique Hotel - South Kensington (4* Hotel)
Located in chic South Kensington on the leafy avenue of Queens Gate with close access to the Natural History and V&A Museums, the Royal Albert Hall and Hyde Park. Alternatively, stroll to Knightsbridge, Harvey Nichols, Harrods and Chelsea.
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Premier Inn Docklands (ExCeL) - Dockland (3* Hotel)Premier Inn Docklands (ExCeL) - Dockland (3* Hotel)
Premier Inn Docklands (ExCeL) is conveniently located next to the ExCel exhibition centre in Royal Victoria Dock. Minutes from City Airport and Canary Wharf and just 30 minutes away from Central London.
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Hotel Lily - Earls Court (2* Hotel)Hotel Lily - Earls Court (2* Hotel)
Hotel Lily is an ideal choice for budget travellers looking for basic accommodation in Central London. Situated in Earls Court, this tourist class hotel is just a few minutes away from the Earls Court Exhibition Centre.
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3 Accommodation Deals

London Quality Apartments - Hyde Park (3* Apartment)London Quality Apartments - Hyde Park (3* Apartment)
Located on the edge of Hyde Park, London Quality Apartments offers a stylish and affordable base in the centre of the capital. You will be able to walk to famous attractions such as Kensington Gardens and Portobello Road Market.
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Alexander Fleming House - Shoreditch (Shoreditch)Alexander Fleming House - Shoreditch (Shoreditch)
Alexander Fleming House is situated in the East End of London, on the grounds of what was once Hoxton Market. Up to 180 guests are accommodated in three modern buildings, set in attractive landscaped gardens.
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Hanover Hotel London - Victoria (2  Diamond Bed and Breakfast)Hanover Hotel London - Victoria (2 Diamond Bed and Breakfast)
Hanover Hotel London is a comfortable budget hotel located between the Pimlico and Belgravia districts. Some of London's most popular tourist attractions, such as Buckingham Palace and the Houses of Parliament, are within walking distance.
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Top Hotel Sellers
(07/08/08 - 20/08/08)

1. President Hotel London - Bloomsbury (3* Hotel)
2. European Hotel - Kings Cross (2 Diamond Bed and Breakfast)
3. Shellbourne Hotel - Earls Court (3* Hotel)
4. Elizabeth House Hotel London - Victoria (Budget Hotel)
5. City View Hotel - Bethnal Green (Budget Hotel)

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