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Be Kind Rewind (12A)

Be Kind Rewind. © 2006 Junkyard Productions LLC.Always look on the bright side of life with writer-director Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, The Science Of Sleep), whose new film pays homage to dearly departed VHS... Read More
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Mothers' Day: 2 March 2008

Mothers' Day: 2 March 2008. Photo Credit: Hamed MasoumiThe time to celebrate all the best things about your mum is near. To be sure this Mothers' Day is her most memorable yet, let LondonNet help with your holiday planning... Read More
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Sanctity of the Circus

There is a lofty majesty at the very heart of an English courtroom; a compelling mix of oak panelling, horse hair and fine ermine. For all the tradition-fuelled authority this inspires though, there is thankfully always the chance that the pomposity will be pricked and comic farce will prevail.

Earlier this week a certain Egyptian shopkeeper did just that at The Royal Courts of Justice.

In a thundering display, Harrods boss Mohamed Al Fayed combined Mel Gibson with Michael Moore and firmly rounded on the British Establishment. He accused Prince Philip of coordinating a plot to kill Diana, Princess of Wales and his son Dodi. While not being able to produce any evidence to support this claim - the conspirators had removed this in a clumsy trail of cover-up he suggests - he did provide a colourful raison d'etre for the Royal Family's monstrous actions; they are in fact a family of monsters.

Not just any old monsters you understand but a genetic mutation of fact and fiction's most feared and evil ogres. From history we have Nazism (Prince Philip), from literature Frankenstein (Philip again), from nature the crocodile (Camilla) and for a hearty mix of all three we have Dracula (the whole batty family).

This is excellent stuff of course. We may have expected Al Fayed's crack legal team, led by anti-establishment stalwart Mike Mansfield Q.C., to reveal some killer evidence, such as the high-intensity flash light, the white Fiat Uno or even a pregnancy test kit. But when your foes are history's most evil then such tangibles become mere time-wasters compared to a thorough knowledge of Hammer House of Horror's back catalogue.

Not all see it this way. Frumpy parliamentarians are calling for an end to the case. Lord Foulkes of Cumnock, a member of the Intelligence and Security Committee, said: "I think it's a total waste of time and money. The extraordinary performance of Al Fayed has turned the whole thing into a circus."

I beg to differ, m'Lud. Democracies are not just built upon free and fair elections, they are built upon systems that separate powers and check those powers. Ask yourself this; in how many countries in the world could you lambaste the great and the good in such terms in the certain knowledge that you will exit the court as a free man?

In his own way then, Al Fayed has confirmed the sanctity of the circus. Bravo.

- Peter D. Clee


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Hairspray - Shaftesbury Theatre

Hairspray - Shaftesbury TheatreFollow Tracy Turnblad, a big girl with big hair and an even bigger heart as she sets out to dance her way onto TV’s most popular dance show. Can this ordinary girl realise her extraordinary dreams, inspire her mum and still have time to win the boy she loves...Read More
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1. The Importance of Being Earnest
2. Disney's The Lion King
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Jack Johnson - Hyde Park

Jack Johnson - Hyde ParkJack has released 3 solo records (Brushfire Fairytales, On & On and In Between Dreams), and contributed to a number of Soundtracks including Curious George, A Brokedown Melody, Thicker Than Water and September Sessions. These albums have sold over 15 million copies worldwide... Read More
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Classical and Dance

Sylvie Guillem and - The Coliseum

Sylvie Guillem and - The ColiseumThe production features four works: Solo, performed by Guillem to atmospheric flamenco music; Shift, Maliphant's signature solo; Two, a dazzling solo which seems to traps Guillem in a box of light; and Push, a duet which combines the abilities of this extraordinary partnership... Read More
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Blockbuster of the Week - Rambo (18)

Sylvester Stallone in Rambo. Sony Pictures Releasing
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz, Matthew Marsden, Graham McTavish, Rey Gallegos
Former Green Beret John Rambo lives and works in the Thai jungle, supplying cobras and pythons to a snake sideshow...
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Critics' Choice of the Week - My Blueberry Nights (12A)

Sue Lynne (RACHEL WEISZ) in My Blueberry Nights. Optimum Releasing
Starring: Norah Jones, Jude Law, David Strathairn, Natalie Portman, Rachel Weisz
When her boyfriend of two years throws in the towel on their relationship, Elizabeth seeks comfort in a slice of pie...
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Comedy of the Week - Be Kind Rewind (12A)

Be Kind Rewind. © 2006 Junkyard Productions LLC.
Starring: Jack Black, Mos Def, Danny Glover, Melonie Diaz
Mike works in a small, New Jersey video rental store under the management of Mr Fletcher. When the boss is away, Mike will play with his auto mechanic chum Jerry...
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As You Like It Competition

As You Like It CompetitionWith a setting inspired by 19th Century Japan, Kenneth Branagh adapts Shakespeare's lightest and most delightful comedy As You Like It, a celebration of the enduring power of love in all its many guises. Witty, playful and utterly magical, the story is a compelling romantic adventure in which Rosalind and Orlando's famous courtship is played out against a backdrop of political rivalry, banishment and exile in the Forest of Arden. As You Like It, is available to own on DVD from 25th February 2008.

Rosalind (Golden Globe®-nominee Bryce Dallas Howard), is the victim of circumstance as the unfortunate daughter of a banished Duke (Brian Blessed). With her family's reputation in tatters she is forced to flee her uncle's royal court and seeks a hidden refuge in the wild Forest of Arden. Accompanied by her loyal cousin Celia (Romola Garai), Rosalind bravely embraces this new, foreign world and disguises herself as a man to avoid detection.

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a. Gwyneth Paltrow
b. Bryce Dallas Howard
c. Romola Garai

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