Daniel Day-Lewis in Paul Thomas Anderson s There Will Be Blood. Photo by Melinda Sue Gordon.  2007 by PARAMOUNT VANTAGE, a Division of PARAMOUNT PICTURES and MIRAMAX FILM CORP. All Rights Reserved.

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There Will Be Blood (15)

A scene from Paul Thomas Anderson's There Will Be Blood. Photo by Melinda Sue Gordon. © 2007 by PARAMOUNT VANTAGE, a Division of PARAMOUNT PICTURES and MIRAMAX FILM CORP. All Rights Reserved.Holes are dark and deadly places, filled with unyielding rock and viscous mud. But Daniel Plainview still inhabits them, because they hold silver and gold and oil... Read More
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NEW! Dinner and Show – Discount packages

Dinner and Show – Discount packages. Photo credit: hirotomo, hirotomo t With top shows and leading restaurants in the West End, our dinner and show packages offer great value and a truly memorable night out.
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1. London Eye
2. Madame Tussauds
3. Tutankhamun and the Golden Age of the Pharaohs
4. River Cruises
5. Tower of London


Pimps' Limp Future

Pimps have seen their social status rise in extraordinary fashion in recent times.

One of London's coolest hairdressers is called Pimps and Pinups, there was a bestseller in the book charts called Pimpology: The 48 laws of the Game which doled out business advice from a player's point of view and everyone has heard of the MTV show Pimp My Ride.

The question now is: can the hard-won glamourous image of pimps survive the revelation that Princess Diana's driver-to-death Henri Paul was a bit of a pimp on the side.

To be fair to Paul, it seems he was successful in his chosen second profession as he had about UKP170,000 stashed away in 15 bank accounts. He earned only UKP21,000 a year in his first job as a security guard at the Paris Ritz.

But when they come to make the definitive film of Diana's death, my guess is Paul will be portrayed as a drunken sleazebag, a lonely depressive hooked on Prozac. General pimp culture won't escape the fall-out as the Mercedes crashed by Paul was at least as pimped up as anything driven Gangsta pimps. They'll have to slough off all their bling and get back to skulking in the shadows and bruising women where the punters won't notice.

- David Clee


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Theatre | Music | Classical | Cinema


Hamlet - Wyndham's Theatre

Jude Law is Hamlet - Wyndham's TheatreConsumed with grief, Prince Hamlet determines to avenge his father's apparent murder, with devastating consequences for his family and the kingdom.
Kenneth Branagh directs Jude Law as Hamlet in Shakespeare's iconic revenge tragedy... Read More
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1. Phantom of the Opera
2. Disney's The Lion King
3. The Lord of the Rings
4. Absurd Person Singular
5. The Importance of Being Earnest


Hard Rock Calling - Hyde park

Hard Rock Calling - Hyde parkEric Clapton (will headline Saturday 28th June, and will be joined by special guests Sheryl Crow and John Mayer, with more acts to be announced shortly. The Police, following their hugely successful world tour, are to headline on Sunday 29th June with special guests KT Tunstall and Starsailor, again with more acts to be added to the bill... Read More
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1. The Pigeon Detectives
2. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
3. Elbow
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Classical and Dance

Triple Bill - Chroma/Different Drummer/Rite of Spring - Royal Opera House

Triple Bill - Chroma/Different Drummer/Rite of Spring - Royal Opera HouseWayne McGregor's Chroma provides the thrilling start for an intense programme of great dance works from The Royal Ballet. Chroma was an award-winning and popular hit when it had its premiere last year... Read More
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2. New York City Ballet
3. Madam Butterfly
4. Sylvie Guillem and
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Blockbuster of the Week - There Will Be Blood (15)

Photo by Melinda Sue Gordon © 2007 by PARAMOUNT VANTAGE, a Division of PARAMOUNT PICTURES and MIRAMAX FILM CORP. All Rights Reserved. © 2007 by PARAMOUNT VANTAGE, a Division of PARAMOUNT PICTURES and MIRAMAX FILM CORP. All Rights Reserved.
Starring: Daniel Day-Lewis, Paul Dano, Kevin J O'Connor, Dillon Freasier
At the turn of the 20th century, Daniel Plainview has made a small fortune by drilling for oil: buying vast plots of land and draining them dry of black gold...
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Critics' Choice of the Week - Juno (12A)

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Starring: Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman
High school student Juno MacGuff is dismayed when her third pregnancy test comes back positive; the result of a moment of madness with social misfit Paulie...
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Action Movie of the Week - National Treasure: Book Of Secrets (PG)

In this follow up to the box-office hit National Treasure, treasure hunter Ben Gates (Nicolas Cage) once again sets out on an exhilarating, action-packed new global quest to unearth hidden history and treasures. Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and Jon Turteltaub and directed by Turteltaub. Photo Credit: Robert Zuckerman. ©Disney Enterprises, Inc. and Jerry Bruckheimer, Inc. All rights reserved.
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Diane Kruger, Justin Bartha, Jon Voight
Renowned treasure seeker Benjamin Franklin Gates is stunned when a stranger called Mitch Wilkinson brings incontrovertible evidence to light, linking one of Benjamin's ancestors to John Wilkes Booth's diary and the assassination of President Lincoln...
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Doctor Strange Competition

Doctor Strange CompetitionDoctor Strange, the fourth instalment in the successful Marvel Animated Features Series, is available to own or rent on DVD on February 4th 2008. This is a truly mystical and magical tale, full of sorcery and intrigue, plus incredible battle sequences between superheroes and supernatural villains!

A supernatural war is raging and darkness appears to be winning the battle…yet there is a glimmer of hope in the form of the Sorcerer Supreme, Doctor Stephen Vincent Strange.

Doctor Stephen Strange was one of the most gifted surgeons in medicine before his hands were left shattered and useless as a result of a car crash. Seeking healing at the feet of the mysterious Ancient One, he embarks on a wondrous journey to the heights of a Tibetan mountain. But before his wounds can heal, Strange must first let go of his painful past and awaken a gift granted to very few, the gift of magic. Empowered as the new Sorcerer Supreme, Doctor Strange now tests his limits, rising up against monsters that push at the gates, facing the most terrifying entity humankind has ever known.

The Ultimate Marvel Boxset will also be available from February 4th 2008, for all those avid Marvel fans, containing Ultimate Avengers 1, Ultimate Avengers 2, The Invincible Iron Man and Doctor Strange!

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For a chance to win one of three copies of Doctor Strange on DVD, answer the following question: Which of the following superhero is a fictional superhero in the Marvel Comics universes?

a. Spiderman
b. Batman
c. Superman

Closing Date: Thursday 28 February 2008, Noon

How to Enter:
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- First correct answer out of the Editor's hat wins the prize.
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High levels of facilities, including a health and fitness centre, and service coupled with a fine restaurant and handy central location make for an excellent choice of London hotel.
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With an enviable location both overlooking Hyde Park and close to Kensington Gardens the London Guards Hotel also scores highly in the value for money stakes.
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Westminster Hotel is centrally located, providing budget accommodation in lively Bayswater. It is within walking distance of many of London's famous landmarks, including Notting Hill, Kensington Palace and Portobello Road Market.
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The atmosphere here is much more relaxed and laid back than many other hostels in London, so if you're looking for relative tranquillity in the centre of the hubbub then you have found the right place.
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Generator Hostel, BloomsburyGenerator Hostel - Bloomsbury (Hostel)
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