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Royal Botanic gardens, KewKew Gardens
- The best the Earth has to offer, FREE to every child

At Kew, children have 300 acres to unearth. Only here can they stand under the world’s tallest indoor trees, be eaten by a giant pitcher plant in our playzone and see where chocolate actually comes from.  
For more information, go to www.kew.org
Click here to win one of 10 pairs of tickets to Kew

Kensington Palace. Detail of a reproduction of one of six tapestry depicting the five senses and the sixth 'To my sole desire'. Photo credit: Newsteam.co.uk - HRPLondon Palaces       
Discover London's history and its architecture through some of its most famous palaces... Buckingham, Hampton Court, Kensington...




London EyeLondon Eye
See London from all angles - ride the London Eye, and then have romantic dinner on a River Cruise, too! Click here for info...




Top Attraction Sellers:
(20/07/06 - 02/08/06)

1. London Eye              
2. Summer Opening of the State Rooms      
3. Summer Opening of the State Rooms and Royal Mews Package      
4. Summer Opening of parliament   
5. Tower of London           

Diary

How To Boil An Egg

You learn a few valuable lessons in life. One of which is how to boil an egg.

This essential task, simple and straightforward you might think, seems to divide the population into two groups; those that can boil and those that can't.

Well for those not in the know help is now on hand. Boffins from Lion Quality - the bastions of the UK's egg assurance scheme - have come up with a brilliant wheeze to ensure we can all boil to perfection.

The trick is to use an ink stamp on the shell which - thanks to a high-tech dye - will tell the erstwhile chef when the egg is ready to go. Cartons will be marked soft, medium or hard.

Now I like this. I like science and I welcome progress. The trouble is though, most stuff I can comprehend has already been invented and new science seems ever more baffling.

So it's good to see that understandable and practical inventions are still being turned out. Where would we be without the humble, yet ingenious, post-it note, for example?

Sadly, as clever as this egg idea is, it's missed the boat. I got there already, all on my own:

"To prevent shells cracking, place the eggs (preferably left out of the fridge for a bit) into a saucepan half-filled with cold water, and bring them to the boil. Once vigorously boiling, continue for three minutes for a soft egg, slightly more if you like it less runny. As soon as they're ready, plunge the eggs into cold water to stop them cooking on."

Next week I bring you the perfect cheese on toast...

- Peter Clee

Entertainment

See below for what's currently happening in and around London:
Theatre | Music | Classical | Cinema | Comedy | Clubs

Theatre

See How They RunSee How They Run
Duchess Theatre
Set in the idyllic village of Merton-cum-Middlewick, where the village inhabitants are preparing themselves for the imminent threat of Nazi invasion. Resident nosy-parker and spinster, Miss Skillon, becomes convinced that her beloved vicar’s actress wife is having an affair and attempts to expose her... Read More    Buy Tickets  

Special Offer: 15UKP tickets*. Select any performance to take advantage of this offer.

* This offer is not valid on Saturday evening performances. This offer is available to UK web and interactive services customers only. Not valid with any other offer. Subject to availability.
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Top Theatre Sellers:
(20/07/06 - 02/08/06)


1. Mary Poppins      
2. Billy Elliot      
3. Stomp         
4. Blue man Group     
5. We Will Rock You    

Music

Lily AllenLily Allen
Astoria, London
After tearing up the web at a rate of knots, signing to a major, not to mention scoring one of this year's most worthy number one singles, and all in less than 12 months,Buy Tickets Lily takes to the stage for her biggest gigs to date - with a coquettish wink, of course... An unmissable date with the hottest thing in pop
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Top Music Sellers:
(20/07/06 - 02/08/06)


1. Razorlight              
2. Flaming Lips        
3. Snow patrol     
4. Goo Goo Dolls       
5. Wolfmother   

Classical

Momix Momix “Lunar Sea”
Peacock Theatre
For 25 years Momix have conjured up otherworldly imagery through their original use of props, light, music and the human form.
Choreographer Moses Pendleton's latest creation, Lunar Buy TicketsSea, sweeps the audience up in an arresting blend of dance and illusion, which will leave you with one question, ‘How did they do that?’... Read More    
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Top Classical Sellers:
(20/07/06 - 02/08/06)


1. Bangarra Dance Theatre – “Bush”        
2. Momix “Lunar Sea”       
3. Stravinsky Mixed Bill            
4. Coppelia           
5. Alice in Wonderland     

Cinema

Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell in Miami Vice. Credit: Frank Connor / Universal Pictures. Copyright: © 2006 Universal Studios. All Right ReservedBlockbuster of the Week
Miami Vice
Detectives James  'Sonny' Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs go deep undercover to break connected cases. While Tubbs joins forces with his girlfriend, Bronx-born intelligence analyst Trudy, to solve three murders connected with a drugs trafficking ring working out of South Florida, Crockett infiltrates the ring itself and finds his objectivity compromised when he becomes attracted to the kingpin's beautiful and alluring wife, Isabella.
 Showing at these cinemas  
 Watch the trailer  
 Click here to reed the interviews of Jamie Foxx (Det. Ricardo Tubbs), Colin Farrell (Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett) and Michael mann (Director)    

Luke Wilson and Uma Thurman in 'My Super-Ex Girlfriend'. Copyright: Twentieth Century Fox.Comedy of the Week
My Super-Ex Girlfriend
Handsome everyman Matt Saunders realises his relationship with Jenny Johnson is doomed to failure. So he initiates a rather messy break-up... only to discover she is really superhero G-girl. Hell hath no fury like a woman with superpowers scorned, especially when it is clear to everyone that Matt has always secretly loved his pretty work colleague, Hannah Lewis...
 Showing at these cinemas    

Zoc, as voiced by Nicolas cage and Lucas Nickle, as voiced by Zach Tyler Eisen in 'The Ant Bully' distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures. Copyright: Warner Bros. Pictures 2006.Animation Movie of the Week
The Ant Bully

Having suffered at the hands of the local bullies yet again, lonely boy Lucas Nickle vents his frustration on an ant colony by flooding the animals' home. One of the ants, potions master Zoc, vows revenge and he pours a secret concoction into the boy's ear which magically shrinks Lucas. The human child is spirited away to the ants' nest where the queen condemns Lucas to work with the friendly creatures to repair the damage and to learn the meaning of teamwork...
 Showing at these cinemas 

Comedy

The Comedy Store, LondonThe Comedy Store          
London's most popular comedy club has been splitting sides for twenty seven years now. The likes of Paul Merton, Jack Dee and Jo Brand have all taken to the stage here. Click here for more info...
Buy Tickets for The Comedy Store             
Buy Tickets The Comedy Store Players          

Clubs

London ClubsLondon Clubs
Purchase club tickets via our online service, and at most venues you'll be able to jump the ticket queue. Venues Buy Ticketsfeatured include:
- Fabric
- The End
- Borderline
- The Cross
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Top Clubs: (Based on Page Visits on LondonNet)
(20/07/06 - 02/08/06)


1. Fabric  
2. The Ministry of Sound     
3. Pacha     
4. The End   
5. Bar Rumba

Competition

Royal Botanic Gardens at Kew: Enjoying the fun at Climbers and Creepers Kew Gardens
You can go on a journey from jungle to desert in the magnificent glasshouses, see giant waterlillies or watch piranhas swimming through the Marine Display. You can even step back millions of years in the Evolution House. There are over 40,000 different plants species on display across 300 acres, it’s vast! You can stand under the world’s tallest indoor plant or see the world’s oldest pot plant!

To win one of 10 pairs of tickets to Kew Gardens, answer the following question:


How many acres is Kew Gardens?

a. 100
b. 200
c. 300

How to Enter: Send your answer to [email protected], with the Subject "Kew gardens Competition”. You must include your name, email address, telephone number and postal address, to be considered for the prize.

More Necessary Info:
- NB MUST include name, email, telephone number and postal address (which will only be used for this compie only - guaranteed). If you don't include your details we can't send you info about the prize!
- First correct answer out of the Editor's hat wins the prize
- Details will be sent to the winners
- LondonNet is not responsible for prize distribution
- The Editor's decision is final
- By entering this competition you agree to be contacted from time to time by Kew Gardens about their up and coming events.


Closing Date: Noon, Wednesday 9 August 2006

South West 4 Competition Winners:
Roniek Bannink, Clapham, SW11 5NY
Steve Little, Surbiton, KT5 8EQ

Hotels

3 Accommodation Deals:

Millennium Mayfair HotelMillennium Mayfair Hotel (4* hotel)
A stylish, 4 star hotel, situated in exclusive Mayfair. This traditional hotel is perfect for those looking for luxurious accommodation in the centre of London.





Earls Court StudiosEarls Court Studios (budget apartment)
High quality, good value accommodation in modern, well proportioned apartments. Situated close to Earl’s Court Station, these pleasant studios are comfortable and convenient.




Lincoln House HotelLincoln House Hotel (3* hotel)
Close to Marble Arch, a monument originally planned to front up Buckingham Palace, Lincoln House is just a short walk away from many major attractions such as Madame Tussaud's, the Planetarium, and Hyde Park.



4 of the Best:

The Savoy HotelThe Savoy Hotel (5* hotel)
One of the world's most famous hotels. Since opening in 1889 it has become a byword for exceptional quality and impeccable service. Oscar Wilde took up residence here at the height of his career. Indeed, the list of dignitaries and stars who have checked in over the years reads like a who's who of the 20th Century.


The Shaftesbury Kensington HotelThe Shaftesbury Kensington Hotel (4* hotel)
Shaftesbury Kensington Hotel is located in the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea and is a few minutes’ walk away from some of London’s best shops and most famous attractions.




The Comfort Inn, Vauxhall - WaterlooThe Comfort Inn, Vauxhall - Waterloo (3* hotel)
Comfort Inn London is a new, purpose built hotel close to Waterloo station and the London Eye. Located in a beautiful part of South London, Oval Cricket ground is in the vicinity, as are a number of attractive parks for you to enjoy.




kenton House HotelKenton House Hotel
As Kenton House Hotel is on a peaceful side street in Ealing, you can expect your stay to be far quieter and relaxing than some of the hotels right in the city centre. Couple this location with the pleasantness of the staff and you know you’re onto a winner when you stay at Kenton House Hotel.



Top Hotel Sellers:
(20/07/06 - 02/08/06)


1. Shellbourne Hotel     
2. Willett Hotel       
3. Boulevard Hotel          
4. Spring park Hotel              
5. Bluebells Hotel              

Talkback

Dear LondonNet,

Having looked at your website for cinema informations I went to Surrey Quays Odeon to watch the Break up.  However, the time stated on the website for a 20.30 showing on the 29th July was incorrect which meant that we had to wait for the correct time of 21.30.  This was not satisfactory due to working early the next morning. I will not be using your website in the future.

- Victoria

Dear Victoria,

Many thanks for your feedback.
After checking the listings sent to us by the cinema and the ones published on our website, they are both the same and the correct times of 10.40 1.10 3.45 6.30 9.30 are listed for The Break Up on Sat July 29th.

I also looked at the listings we have up for the week commencing July 21st, The Break Up is listed as showing at 8.30.
I can only presume that you have looked at the times for the previous week.

- LondonNet

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