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Sienna Miller's Warning

Samuel Johnson's phrase, "when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life," is one of the biggest London-cliche's going, but what most people were unaware of until this week was the bit that comes next. In fact, according to the actions of actress Sienna Miller, the full quote should read: "when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life, unless you're on about Edinburgh, which is aye a great place."

Miller has threatened to quit London in favour of the Scottish capital, fingering media intrusion as the culprit. It would be easy to tease Miller, but let's take her seriously for a moment. Could it be that the leavers of London have something important to warn the left-behind about, that they provide a valedictory service for the city's well-being?

A lot of people, for example, leave London for the countryside and a lot more dream of doing so. Perhaps, without that constant threat of imminent depopulation, London's leaders would have paved over our magnificent parks by now.

In the first part of the 20th century, London was often overshadowed by Berlin, Moscow and Paris for avant-garde cultural grandstanding and people like Samuel Becket (whose work is the subject of a Barbican Festival from this week) left. Possibly in response, London built the South Bank arts complex.

Miller said that she doesn't like her personal life, "being scrutinised," by the London media. One of the things people love about big cities is the anonymity, so you can see her point. Okay, she's a celeb and this is stretching things a bit - that's what this tigger does best - but I reckon Miller's Warning, as I'm certain it will go down in history, points to a larger problem.

Anonymity, and therefore urban freedom, is nowadays facing a battle for survival against the forces of snoopery, from mobile phone and credit card tracking and the sale of personal shopping details, to speed cameras, government wire-taps and the upcoming ID cards, not to mention the curtain twitching bloke in the flat opposite me. Let us keep our secrets in order that London keeps hers.

David Clee

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The New Statesmen
New Wimbledon
Played by Rik Mayall, B'Stard was a slap stick caricature of right-wing Tory politicians who, back then, held government power. Now re-invented for the stage and for the New Labour era, B'Stard has changed his party allegiance, but not his personality or his politics. - David Clee
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Movin' Out
Apollo Victoria
There is absolutely no dialogue in this production, choreographed by Twyla Tharp & with music by iconic pop god Billy Joel. Hits include We Didn't Start the Fire, Uptown Girl and - of course - Movin' Out.
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Fiery Furnaces
King's College
9 May, 2006

After much critical acclaim from their 2004 release, Blueberry Boat, the Fiery Furnaces bring their latest album, Bitter Tea, to London's King's College...
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Paul Anka
Royal Albert Hall
1 May, 2006

The man who has sung for more than half a century comes to Royal Albert Hall, this spring, continuing to tour on Rock Swings, Anka's newest album, in which he somehow transforms some of rock's baddest, hardest songs into swing masterpieces. Truly a feat itself, Anka is still celebrating his lifelong career - and still singing strong.
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Enjoy Japan's most traditional art form, as Kabuki performers combine traditional music, dance and movement with fantastic costumes.
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Comedy StoreThe Comedy Store
London's most popular comedy club has been splitting sides for twenty two years now. The likes of Paul Merton, Jack Dee and Jo Brand have all taken to the stage here.

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Posted in LondonNet Princess Diana Conspiracy Forum
Thu Feb 23, 2006

Dear LondonNet,
The Princess was taken down, because she wanted to have a life! She just wanted to love and a family that loved her! The Royal family used her from the very beginning. Then when they got what they wanted, they had no use for her anymore. Its a SHAME, SHE WAS AND IS STILL THE JEWEL of THAT CROWN!!!! Those who did her wrong, KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!! THE ONES THAT "KILLED HER" know who they are! God knows and your pay back is coming!!! She makes the rest of the Royal family look like a past relic! Hopefully, Prince William,when HE becomes KING will do her right and Prince Harry! ONE DAY THE REAL TRUTH WILL COME OUT!!! EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW THE TRUTH!!!! NO MATTER "WHO" IS RESPONSIBLE!! Royals are not above the law!!
- Elaine

Dear Elaine,
That's a lot of capital letters and exclamation points. We're guessing you're more than a little enthused, and although we have little idea what you're actually talking about, we're glad you've voiced your views. Feel free to continue yelling via text on our forum...
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