Fantastic Four
What's Up
Stubbs & the Horse, at the National Gallery

Horse of Course - Win tickets to see the National Gallery's exhibit on Stubbs and his faithful horse. Details below..

London Eye

View it - This good weather isn't for nothing - take a ride on the London Eye! Click here for more info...

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(12 July - 20 July 2005)

1) London Eye

2) Royal Day Out

3) Summer Opening of the State Rooms
4) Summer Opening of Parlaiment Tour
5) London Dungeon
London Diary

The First Ever Guide for Visitors to the 2012 Olympics

Do some research before you go:
* In case they introduce a spelling competition: Stansted, the nearest airport to the Olympic site in Stratford, east London, is spelt like that, without an a before the d like you'd expect. It was named after a kid called Stan who lost his Teddy Bear nearby.
Getting there:
* Fear of Flying? Try using the zoomy new trains through the Channel Tunnel direct to Stratford.
* Fear of Enclosed Spaces such as tunnels that look like they don't belong under countless dark metres of freezing water? Try nembutal. Athletics coaches should be able to supply you with some.
* Stratford, east London, is not the same as Stratford, Warwickshire, the birthplace of William Shakespeare. For that matter east London, UK, is not the same as East London, South Africa. Best buy an atlas.
Local customs:
* Athletes: when running for the line down the home straight, don't forget to bow or curtsey in front of the Queen, even if it means losing the race.
* Participants of minor sports: practise archery or wrestling in our friendly pubs. We call those activities darts and smashing that bloke over the head with a bottle.
* The best way to start a conversation with the natives: "You've got to laugh the way they raised taxes on you Londoners for this event, haven't you?!" Accomodation:
* Special notice for the Brazilian Women's beach volleyball team - I have arranged suitable accomodation for you in my flat.

David Clee

Entertainment
Theatre

As You Like It
Wyndham's

The modern interpretation of Shakespeare's classic comedy sets Rosalind and Celia in a sanctuary, after being banished from their community. Starring Sienna Miller, Helen McCrory, Dominic West, Clive Rowe and Reece Shearsmith.
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Sienna Miller as Celia in As You Like It.  Image: Manuel Harlan

The Postman Always Rings Twice
Playhouse

The haunting love story of James M. Cain has been extended until September 10th. Starring Val Kilmer as Frank and Charlotte Emerson as Cora, the story follows their steamy affair that leads passionately to murder.
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The Postman Always Rings Twice. Image: Image: Val Kilmer as Scott in Spartan, copyright Front Row.
Some Girl(s)

Top Theatre Sellers
(12 Jul - 20 Jul 2005)

1) Les Miserables
2) The Lion King
3) The Producers
4) Some Girl(s)
5) Guys & Dolls


Music

Prodigy
6-7 August; 1-3 December
Somerset House; Brixton Academy

The post-nineties goth-rockers are on their biggest UK tour, ever. A gig-rescheduling, due to London bombings, has set them up for August, and then back again in December. Will the ability to transform on the wave of technology.

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Prodigy.

Tracy Chapman
KOKO, Camden
20 September 2005

The molasses-mouthed, political-ringing, folk and blues master Tracy Chapman is on a UK wide tour, bringing well-loved favourites to her wide fan base, with a few new ones, as well.
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Tracy Chapman
 

 

Top Rock & Pop Sellers
(12 July - 20 July 2005)

1) Eminem & 50 Cent
2) Big Gay Out
3) Get Loaded In The Park
4) SW4 Festival
5) Joss Stone

Backstreet Boys

Classical & Dance
Momix Opus Cactus

Momix Opus Cactus, Dragon Side.  Image:  Don Purdue.

Humour and splendid innovation marks the American dance company Momix, who utilize poles and balance in this celebration of the desert.

Top Classical
(12 Jul - 20 Jul 2005)

1) Rutter Requiem

2) One Touch of Venus - Opera North

3) Classic FM Live Opera Gala

Cinema
LondonNet Blockbuster of the Week

Fantastic FourFantastic Four (PG)
Action (2005) 105mins US
Director: Tim Story
Starring: Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis Four astronauts come into contact with cosmic rays during an routine space expedition. Returning to Earth, the quartet discover they have acquired special powers: group leader Reed Richards becomes the incredibly stretchy Mr Fantastic, his wife Sue Storm becomes The Invisible Girl, young brother Johnny transforms into The Human Torch and pilot Ben Grimm metamorphoses into The Thing, an incredibly strong half man-half rock creature.

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Critic's Choice of the Week

Silver CitySilver City (15)
Drama (2004) 128mins (with subtitles) US
Director: John Sayles; Starring: Chris Cooper, Richard Dreyfuss, Danny Huston, Maria Bello
Richard "Dickie" Pilager is standing for election as local governor, following in the political footsteps of his father, senator Jud Pilager. Whilst shooting a promotional television advert, Dickie accidentally stumbles upon a dead body. If news of the shocking discovery were to leak out, it could derail the entire Pilager campaign. Campaign manager Chuck Raven hires private detective Danny O'Brien to investigate the possibility that the dead body is a ploy by Pilager's rivals to sabotage the election

Click for full review...
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Turkey of the Week

Kicking & ScreamingKicking & Screaming (PG) Family (2005) 95mins US
Director: Jesse Dylan
Starring: Will Ferrell, Robert Duvall, Dylan McLaughlin, Mike Ditka Mild-mannered vitamin salesman Phil Weston has always lived in the shadow of his overbearing father Buck. In his spare time, Buck coaches a boys' football team called The Gladiators, in which Phil's young son Sam and his 10-year-old half-brother Bucky both play. Ruthless to the end, Buck offloads Sam to a rival team, the Tigers, which Phil reluctantly agrees to coach in direct competition with his old man. Soon, the rivalry between the generations spirals out of control.

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Comedy

The Comedy Store London's most popular comedy club has been splitting sides for twenty two years now. The likes of Paul Merton, Jack Dee and Jo Brand have all taken to the stage here. Click here for more info...

The Comedy Store

Clubs

Clubs

Purchase club tickets via our online service, and at most venues you'll be able to jump the ticket queue. Venues featured include:
- Fabric
- The End
- Borderline
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Based on Page
Visits on LondonNet
(20 July 2005)
1) The Cross
2) Club 333
3) Fabric
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Accomodation Deals
The Ritz

The Ritz*****(Picadilly)
Opened in 1906, The Ritz has traditionally been a place to stay and meet for famous figures from the world of stage and screen, and for statesman, aristocrats and Royalty. Single - UKP220 (Inclusive of VAT) Superior King - UKP260 (Inclusive of VAT) Deluxe King - UKP330 (Inclusive of VAT)

The CommodoreThe Commodore*** (Lancaster Gate)
Keenly priced, lavishly refurbished, 4 star hotel close to Hyde Park. This privately owned hotel is ideal for families and business travellers. Superb location for sights, restaurants and shops.
Single - UKP75.00
Triple - UKP85.00

Hazlitt'sHazlitts****(Soho/West End)
Hazlitt's occupies three historic houses, dating back to 1718, in Frith Street, Soho Square and was the former home of William Hazlitt (1778-1830), a painter and writer whose clergyman father founded the Unitarian church in Boston, Mass, USA. Hazlitt's size, age and position lends it a unique, intimate charm that makes it a popular choice for the visitor tired of large, chain hotels.

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Four of the Best

4141 *****(Buckingham Palace Road)
Even the marble and panelled entrance to 41 won't prepare you for the sheer luxury of the hotel. From the executive club lounge to the cellar of fine wine, 41 strives to pamper its guests.

The Gore, located at  Kensington Gore.The Gore ****(Kensington Gore)
The Gore offers old fashioned comfort with up-to-date facilities and is justly famous for its mellow surroundings and intelligent, friendly staff. The Gore is located near Hyde Park and Kensington Gardens.
Single - UKP136 (Inclusive of VAT)
Double - UKP168.03 (Inclusive of VAT)

The Willett. The Willett ***(Sloane Square)
The Willett is a dignified Victorian hotel with the ornate carvings, mosaics and chandeliers to prove it. It has also moved fast enough with the times to have attracted a long list of regulars, while its rooms retain the spirit of old.
Double - UKP90
Deluxe - UKP110

Columbia HotelColumbia Hotel***(Lancaster Gate )
Situated one mile from Marble Arch on the north side of Hyde Park, there is quick and easy access by two bus routes and two London Underground rail stations to city business centres, theatres, shopping and tourist attractions.
Single - UKP68.00
Double - UKP86.00


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Stubbs Competition

Stubbs CompetitionStubbs is probably Britain's best-loved horse lover.

Using a fluid painting technique, matched with heavily-detailed sketches, Stubbs' horses breed personality.

Stubbs' work was appreciated even during his time. He unearthed the majesty and mechanics of a horse for many famous art patrons, including the 2nd Marquess of Rockingham.

LondonNet has a pair of tickets to Stubbs & The Horse, at the National Gallery, which is going on now until Sept 25. All you have to do is answer the following question...

Question: Name the patron of Stubbs that had a '2' in their name? (Hint: see above)

How to Enter: Send an email with the correct answer to "[email protected]," with the subject "Stubbs Competition."

More Necessary Info: NB Include email, telephone number and postal address (which will only be used for this compie - guaranteed). If you don't include your details we can't send you info about the prize! First correct answers out of the Editor's hat win the prizes, details will be sent to the winner; LondonNet is not responsible for prize distribution. The Editor's decision is final.

Closing Date: Noon, Friday 5 August 2005.

Last Ahoy winner: Ms. Eames, in Kent.

Dear LondonNet,
Actually, the tower that houses "Big Ben" is not called "St. Stephens". St. Stephens Tower is the central tower of the Parliament complex. The tower that houses Big Ben is the "Clock Tower (sic)". - C. S. Myers

Dear C.S,
Thanks for your correction. We always appreciate hearing people's knowledge of London, especially trivial tidbits as such, and will take your information and check it out. Make sure you peruse our other London pages for further insight...

LETTERS NOTES
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