The LondonNet Newsletter, Issue 193 - 8th December 2005
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LONDONNET TOPS THEATRE TICKET POLL
Good prices, cheap booking rates and better availibility gives LondonNet the edge over other ticket sellers. Click here to read more...
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Your Fancy New Job - Find it, apply for it, get it, and thank your lucky stars you've got LondonNet...
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Road Refurbishment - The Yellow Brick Road is coming at you, newly refurbished and with tons of extra features. Win tickets to a special NFT screening, and a copy of the DVD! See details, below...
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Such Great Heights - See London from on top - ride
the London
Eye, and cuddle up with dinner on a River
Cruise, too! Click here for info...
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Skinner a Sinner for Lennon
VETERAN MP Dennis Skinner was chucked out of the House of Commons for accusing Tory shadow chancellor George Osborne of being a coke-head.
Talking of the recession-hit 1980s, when the Tory party was in power, Skinner said: “The only thing that was growing then was the lines of coke in front of Boy George and the rest of the Tories."
At first, I thought Sinner meant that gender-bending pop star Boy George enjoyed regular coke sessions with the Thatcher government in a veritable Church of the Poison Mind, but then realised the reference was to Osborne’s youth.
Still, the idea that politicians have likenesses in the world of pop is a fruitful one. New Tory leader and old Etonian David Cameron would make a great member of play-punk bands like McFly, Gordon Brown looks like a thousand heavy-set heavy-metal bass guitarists and Tony Blair has a bit of the Chris Martins about him - bland front concealing something sinister underneath.
Skinner himself was obviously making his own touching tribute to John Lennon, on the 25th anniversary of his death. A Working Class Hero is something to be.
David Clee
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Bonnie Raitt
Apollo Hammersmith
14th April, 2006
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Blues icon Bonnie Raitt graces the Apollo Hammersmith with her molasses voice and sultry slide guitar, this April. She brings a consortium of talents into her eighteenth album, including master sound engineer Tchad Blake. After an induction into the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame, nine Grammys and a continued presence in environmental activism organisations, Souls Alike is adult, complex and wise - truly facets of Raitt, herself.
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Ben Lee
Islington Academy
3 February, 2006
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Australian singer-songwriter Ben Lee brings his acoustic guitar and campy persona to Islington Academy to help promote his latest release Awake Is The New Sleep. The 21-year-old is already a veteran in the music industry and his hit single Catch My Disease has made appearances on television shows like Grey’s Anatomy and The OC. - Brandon Morgan
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| Classical |
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Flamenco Festival
Sadler's Wells
A collection of Flamenco-inspired acts comes to Sadler's Wells, to spice up February. Ballet Nacional de Espana, Ballet Flamenco Sara Baras and more specialised acts are included.
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LondonNet Blockbuster of
the Week
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 The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe PG (2005) 140mins US Director: Andrew Adamson Starring: Georgie Henley, William Moseley, Skandar Keynes, Anna Popplewell, Tilda Swinton As German bombs descend upon London during World War II, Peter, Edmund, Susan and Lucy are evacuated to the country where they secure lodgings with cantankerous Professor Kirke. One dull rainy afternoon, the children play a game of hide 'n' seek and stumble upon the magical snow-laden kingdom of Narnia through a portal at the back of an old wardrobe. The four youngsters soon become embroiled in a battle between good and evil in this strange land, joining forces with the lion Aslan to defeat the wicked White Witch.... Showing at these cinemas...
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Critics Choice
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Horror Pick of the Week
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 March Of The Penguins U (2005) 80mins Fr/US Director: Luc Jacquet Starring: Morgan Freeman Luc Jacquet and cameramen Jerome Maison and Laurent Chalet travel to Antarctica to spend 13 months in the company of emperor penguins, as these remarkable birds travel to their breeding ground and seek the perfect partner. Braving sub-zero temperatur... Showing at these cinemas...
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 Calvaire (The Ordeal) 18 Drama (2004) 91mins Fr/Bel/Lux Director: Fabrice Du Welz Starring: Laurent Lucas, Jackie Berroyer, Philippe Nahon Cabaret singer Marc Stevens tours old people's homes, entertaining the residents with his repertoire of crooning classics. En route to his next gig, Marc is stranded in the forest when his van breaks down. Seeking shelter from the weather with a kind... Showing at these cinemas...
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| Comedy |
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The
Comedy Store London's most popular comedy club
has been splitting sides for twenty two years now. The
likes of Paul Merton, Jack Dee and Jo Brand have all
taken to the stage here.
Click
here for more info...
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Clubs
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Clubs
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Purchase club tickets via our online service,
and at most venues you'll be able to jump
the ticket queue. Venues featured include:
- Fabric
- The End
- Borderline
- The Cross
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| Accomodation Deals |
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St.
James Hotel *****(Park Place)
St James's Club takes luxury seriously. A fitness room with
sauna and steam, a full concierge service, and an airport
service are all on offer. In a quiet cul-de-sac off St James's
Street, the club is the perfect getaway for those who love
the capital but value protection from its hustle and bustle.
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Lidos
Hotel (Budget, Victoria)
Lidos Hotel has 21 simple and modern rooms, perfect for guests
looking for central accommodation at an affordable price.
Lidos Hotel is just a five minute walk from Victoria Station,
which gives you access to the underground and train services
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The Commodore***(Hyde Park)
Keenly priced, lavishly refurbished, 4 star hotel close to Hyde Park. This privately owned hotel is ideal for families and business travellers. Superb location for sights, restaurants and shops.
Single - UKP82.00
Double/Twin - UKP95.00
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Free
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Four of the Best
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The Hempel*****(Craven Hill Gardens)
The Hempel, West London's stunning Boutique hotel, created by acclaimed British designer Anouska Hempel, is an architectural statement in original design. Simple and minimalist, The Hempel is a new experience in hotel living.
Studio Apartment Double - UKP245.00
Superior Double - UKP287.88
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The Rookery****(Farringdon)
Beautifully restored and perfectly poised for the City of London, also within walking distance of the West End. A genteel and welcome entry to the elite band of hotels serving the City.
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The Gainsborough ***(South Kensington)
Imagine an English country home magically whisked away to the most exclusive London borough, and you have The Gainsborough Hotel. Named after the celebrated artist, whose portrait of the Duchess of Richmond graces the light, spacious lounge and reception, The Gainsborough combines the attractive style of bygone days with an easy informality.
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Columbia Hotel***(Lancaster Gate)
Situated one mile from Marble Arch on the north side of Hyde Park, there is quick and easy access by two bus routes and two London Underground rail stations to city business centres, theatres, shopping and tourist attractions.
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London Hotel Chart
(24 Nov - 7 Dec 2005)
1) The Commodore
2) The Columbia
3) The Gainsborough
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| Featured Worldwide Hotel |
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Hotel Saturnia & International****
San Marco, Venice, Italy
It doesn't get any more welcoming that the Saturnia. A family run business, the hotel has opened its doors to guests from around the world since 1908. Interestingly, the hotel is an ancient palace built in the fourteenth century and once the home of the city's Great Admiral.
Click here for more worldwide
hotels...
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| Wizard of Oz Competition |
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The Wizard of Oz has charmed audiences of every age for more than 60 years and now for the very first time, old and young alike are able to fully experience the movie's Technicolour splendour and unforgettable, award-winning music like never before.
That's why LondonNet, Warner Home Video and the British Film Institute are offering five lucky readers the chance to win a Special Edition DVD of The Wizard of Oz and a pair of tickets to a one night only screening of the family classic at the National Film Theatre on 15th December.
Located on the South Bank, winners will enjoy a night at the world renowned National Film Theatre, which screens over 1,000 films a year from rare silent comedies to cult movies and archive television screenings.
Winners will also receive a copy of The Wizard of Oz Special Edition DVD with extras including four revealing documentaries; a new feature-length commentary by Emmy Award winning producer and Oz historian John Fricke; an Emmy-nominated making-of documentary hosted by Angela Lansbury; vintage vault featurettes; and more than six hours of audio-only treasures, including original recording sessions for songs, underscoring and rare Oz radio programmes.
So click your ruby slippers together three times and get entering - good luck!
To enter, just answer the following question...
Question: The main character in the Wizard of Oz is named:
a) Doris
b) Doreen
c) Dorothy
How to Enter: Send an email with the correct answer
to ozcompie@londonnet.co.uk,
with the Subject "OZ Compie." You must
include your name, email address, telephone number and postal
address, to be considered for the prize.
More Necessary Info:
- NB MUST include name, email, telephone number and postal
address (which will only be used for this compie only - guaranteed).
If you don't include your details we can't send you info about
the prize!
- First correct answer out of the Editor's hat wins the prize
- Details will be sent to the winners
- LondonNet is not responsible for prize distribution
- The Editor's decision is final
Closing Date: Noon, Tuesday 13th December, 2005.
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Dear LondonNet,
Your site does not appear to give transfer options/times/distances between airports . If I land at Gatwick (for example) and am then flying on from Heathrow/Luton/Stansted how do I transfer to any of these and how long does it take?
- Ivan
Dear Ivan,
Thanks for your comments, but we're wondering: why on earth did you decide it would be cheaper/better/quicker to fly to Heathrow and then "transfer" to Luton or Stansted. Even without a guide, you're looking at at least two hours. Who's your travel agent? You might need to fire them. Other than that, your best bet is to grab a cab for a bazillion pounds. Oh, and if there is a delay of more than three minutes, you might as well set up camp. Traffic sucks. But, you know, good luck with that.
- LondonNet
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